I wrote some haikus for Jumbo Shrimp

Started by Catgirl, April 29, 2021, 02:31:10 AM

Catgirl

I know you're reading this.

Jumbo shrimp ughhhb you're so hot
I just want to big spoon and devein you
I mean what haha

Crawl on me with those crustacean thumbs
and twiddle my t*** with your
whiskers oh goddd

Take me down to the depths of the sea
enslave me in your pressurized abode
and show me the ways of the sea from
under your succulent shell where
we shall succumb to sacrilegious satanic rituals.


BTW I'm wondering how to adjust,
the pricing of my routes in bulk.
Seems pretty annoying to do them one at a time so I'm wondering if anyone has any tips regarding this, thanks.

sorry that last haiku probably doesn't have the right amount of words in the last line but I couldn't out how to condense it.
How can I draw my signature in this box?

Amelie090904

Manage routes, sort by LF, select all, manage prices.

KantaiKessen

Oi Haikus are 5-7-5.

maybe something like this.

猫が多い
賢いじゃない
最上川

JumboShrimp


Catgirl

Quote from: Andre090904 on April 29, 2021, 02:44:53 AM
Manage routes, sort by LF, select all, manage prices.

Oh very cool
I think I found it
Thanks very much
How can I draw my signature in this box?

KantaiKessen

I made one for a Catgirl in the sky.
猫娘
は空にいます
最上川