Bleep bloop. Goosewings.ca!

[Coprolite]

On Yahoo, AOL, and other internet services of the day that support a growing tide of online advertising, ads are appearing for the new Goosewings website. It is reasonably navigable, but features extensive use of the font "Comic Sans", and entirely too many dancing goose gif animations. Upon booking, a video clip of a Max Headroomized Tim Timmerson appears to thank the customer for their purchase, crashing 19% of the computers involved in said transactions. Special offers to online customers include discounted fares to "The Winnipeg of Europe: Manchester" (apply code HONKHONKEH at checkout).

There are extensive cross promotions wth a variety of other e-commerce sites that Tim Timmerson has started with his fortune earned from Goosewings (including puddingbymail.ca and flannelvixens.ca). In an interview on CBC's Marketplace, Timmerson enthuses, "Like the music of Bran Van 3000, e-commerce is an ever-expanding bubble that will never burst!"