1AlbertWoof - all planes are now proudly owned, not leased

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Based out of Atlanta 1AlbertWoof, the worlds most profitable airline, is proud to announce that all our planes are now owned outright by the airline. This has been many years in the making, and has cost billions, and is an even more notable achievement given we have 1,884 aircraft in total!

We will continue to serve our superb public with humility and the best flight experience bar none.

Simon, CEO