Announcement from the director general of Hainan Provincial People's Airline

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Sanya - China Today, Hainan Provincial People's Airlines is proud to announce that we have officially joined the Communist Airline Alliance. This will align with Chairman Mao's ambition of the "Great Leap Forward".
We are also happy to announce that, in accordance with the Cultural Revolution policy, we will start serving beverages on our flights. They are hot water, water at room temperature, and cold water with ice. Of course, you are free to bring your own tea bag, coffee, powdered milk, and sugar on our flight. Just tell one of our flight attendants in a grey Chairman Mao-style uniform if you need water, and then you can mix your own drink at your own leisure from the comfort of your seat.
Hainan Provincial People's Airlines - Onward, Never Retreat!