General strike hitting the US!

[Chris Spiegel]

Good morning, Atlanta! Adrian here on your trusted Atlanta City Radio, and boy, what a time to be alive — or at least not at work!

The entire U.S. workforce is on strike for the next two days! That's right — from factories to front desks, it's a coast-to-coast coffee break. ☕✊

Government talks with union leaders went south faster than a snowbird in January, and now the country's hit the pause button.

All flights? Cancelled!
Snyder Air, Fun Express, and Cricket Prime Airlines have grounded their birds — not because of engine trouble, but because the staff is fed up. Seems they're tired of serving gin and rum to passengers while they get nothing but stale peanuts. And honestly? Who can blame 'em?

So unless you're traveling by pogo stick or hot air balloon, best stay put and enjoy the calm. We'll keep the tunes spinning and spirits high.

This is Adrian, signing off for now — reminding you: if the country's on strike, you might as well dance in the picket line!