Mass Conversion Event

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Associated Press
20-Feb-1960

Location:  Vatican City, Holy See

From the Papal Balcony in Saint Peter's Square, Pope John XXIII presided over the first of many expected mass conversion events.  JT3Cs, seeing that their path led them to a dark and dirty place, gathered in foursomes as they start their one hundred day journey towards salvation.  Upon their return, the newly christened JT3Ds will be absolved of prior sins and re-mated with their waiting mothers.