Right ! My airline in this would be called "The Mile High Club"
I don't offer any seats in my planes at all, there is a padded cushion floor area called "the lounge" roughly central in the aircraft cabin with a circular bar all around it and a pole-dancers pole in the very centre. Everyone just mingles and parties in this area. Throughout the rest of the aircraft, no seats, just WC cubicles.
Further "rules" for passengers will apply, but too debauched to mention here in such polite society.
