Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection

[swiftus27]

A successful haul.......  I am simply borrowing them, I promise.

And don't mind the "Please don't remove this card from the aircraft".  I left about $5,000 behind in Hawaii altogether.  The state owes me one.

[swiftus27]

the collection as it currently stands.

[MRFREAK]

When I flew Ryanair, only one return trip, after landing I just asked the fa if I could get one of them. The pilot then gave me one spare. Most personell on board enjoy aviatian enthousiasts and their crazy hobbies so if there is a spare one, theyll give you one

I don't believe you that RyanAir gave you one for free, they probably sent you a bill that dissapeared at the postoffice 

[[SC] - King Kong]

I've got quite a collection too.

When I flew FR for the first and last time I just explained and asked them and they liked my story so they gave me one. So I'm in the possesion of a very rare FR safetycard, legally aquired too! 

[Jona L.]

I might be able to get you some from German Carriers (Condor, TUIfly, Germania and SunExpress Deutschland and a low chance of AirBerlin) and some Turkish ones (Turkish Airlines, Freebird, SunExpress, Tailwind, Anadolu Jet (latter two come rarely)).

I'll see what I can do tonight, send me a PM with your home address (or a shipment address) and I'll send you the bill for the shipment

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

[[ATA] - lilius]

I might be able to get you some from German Carriers (Condor, TUIfly, Germania and SunExpress Deutschland and a low chance of AirBerlin) and some Turkish ones (Turkish Airlines, Freebird, SunExpress, Tailwind, Anadolu Jet (latter two come rarely)).

I'll see what I can do tonight, send me a PM with your home address (or a shipment address) and I'll send you the bill for the shipment

Jona... its your workplace. So dont.

[Jona L.]

Jona... its your workplace. So dont.

Not talking about stealing them, but asking the crews, that I know, if they can give me one

They always carry a few spare ones

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

[[ATA] - lilius]

I know you wouldnt steal anything.

[piperpa46]

I have 5 different Cimber/Cimber Sterling safety cards and an Olympic Airlines ATR 42/72 safety card I could send you.

Cimber Sterling:
2 different CRJ-200
1 ATR 42/72
1 737-700
1 Exit seating card


It is the 4 bottom ones on this list, and the exit card has the same format as the tall ones.
http://my-safetycard.de/index.php?page=safety&airline=Cimber%20Sterling&sort_by=&show_preview=&limit=#scan

Cimber:
1 ATR 42/72 similar to the first on the list but with Cimber instead of Cimber Sterling

/Lars

Depending on the weight, postage to the US will be 50-70 DKR which is $9-13

[Jona L.]

Okay,

I've been busy this weekend for you swiftus

All cards were legally obtained by asking the flight-/cabin crews or ground maintenance staff for spare ones, or if I could take one.

Top left to bottom right:

SunExpress Deutschland 738
Germania 737
Türk Hava Yollari 343
Türk Hava Yollari 738
Scandinavian Airlines M81/2
Condor Flugdienst 753
Condor Flugdienst 320

Sry for bad quality... shaking hands + mobile phone camera

Will send you those to the address you gave me, and tell you how much postage you owe me tomorrow, as soon as the post offices open again

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

P.S. I'll collect more in the next days if I can, and pile up till worth sending another pack, if you wish.

P.P.S. I actually know the hottie that is on the TK ones, she looks even better in real life

[alexgv1]

Surprised you got any cards off the Turks.... all I get is a smile off those young women but no flight deck visits 

[Jona L.]

Surprised you got any cards off the Turks.... all I get is a smile off those young women but no flight deck visits 

Well, the difference is, that their departure, let alone on time, is dependent upon me

[alexgv1]

Well, the difference is, that their departure, let alone on time, is dependent upon me

Their sexual satisfaction is dependant on me, that's where I went wrong 

Sorry for the hijack swifty but I'm sure you'd appreciate the banter.

[swiftus27]

Anything to keep this bumped, I presume.

[alexgv1]

Well I just remembered we have an off topic forum so I can say that last post is now guilt free. Man I should be hanging around here more often...

[swiftus27]

Im serious about paying all shipping for these cards.  Hopefully Jona's batch arrives soon.  My house is currently for sale and when we move, the final product will be a long project. 

One idea is getting large maps of the continents and cut extra safety cards into shapes that fit over the country that airline is based in.   Put a push pin in the cities visited that connects to some pictures of our travels.

Okay, sounds cheesy .... but since we can't seemingly have kids, we're hopefully going to have lots of money to travel with. 

[Jona L.]

Im serious about paying all shipping for these cards.  Hopefully Jona's batch arrives soon.  

I can confirm that, got the shipment paid.

Okay, sounds cheesy .... but since we can't seemingly have kids, we're hopefully going to have lots of money to travel with.  

Sorry to hear that, man. Good luck though


I have 2 more in stack right now, will wait for some more before sending another batch.

InterSky ATR72-600 (brand new, airline operates that type since 4 weeks).
and a pretty old one I got from Jettime today. She didn't have spare ones, so had to give me one from a random seat pocket. Type: B737-300SPER (-300 with NG instruments + winglets + extra fuel tanks)
Left as a DEPA flight for enroute CPH-HEL-DUS-LOS-DUS-CPH on the outbnd flight.

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

[swiftus27]

Thanks Jona, I appreciate it.  

Quick Ameri-English lesson for all:    (not trying to come across as a douche)

Plural of Aircraft is Aircraft.   Plural of Math is Math.   Just like Deer and Moose too....  Strange, I know.

I see the word Payed alot.   Pay, like many other odd words of the language, changes to Paid when in the past tense.     Stupid, I get it. 

I bet that screws people up like etre verbs for people learning French.  

[ucfknightryan]

Thanks Jona, I appreciate it.  

Quick Ameri-English lesson for all:    (not trying to come across as a douche)

Plural of Aircraft is Aircraft.   Plural of Math is Math.   Just like Deer and Moose too....  Strange, I know.

I see the word Payed alot.   Pay, like many other odd words of the language, changes to Paid when in the past tense.     Stupid, I get it. 

I bet that screws people up like etre verbs for people learning French.  

Careful, you'll start a war with the commonwelth-english speakers on Math/Maths. 

[Jona L.]

Damn.... I'm usually careful with my English. But that was a FULLSIZE FAIL!!

Talking about that, Plural of Airbus is Airbus, since bus is actually a plural already (omnibus is the real word Latin for "for all").

btw. corrected the error

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.