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Author Topic: Chuck Norris  (Read 5821 times)

Offline EYguy

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2011, 02:24:13 AM »
Guys you're awsome... Keep posting these facts, they're the funny moment of my day on AWS! ;)

Edo

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2011, 02:38:38 AM »
Sami didn’t make Airwaysim Chuck Norris allowed him to make it.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cringe at fuel prices, the prices cringe.

Chuck Norris can fly out of Mid America with no passengers and make a profit.

Chuck Norris is a fleet type.

Chuck Norris makes DanDantes's airline look like a regional airline.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a loan, loans need him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a fight crew, he is the flight crew for the while fleet.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need employee’s to run his airline.

Chuck Norris doesn’t taxi for hours at JFK, everyone else taxis around him for hours.

Chuck Norris isn’t playing 1.2, or 1.3, he’s playing 2.0.

Time resticons do not apply to  Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wait for his planes. Planes wait to come to him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a form thread about him.

Chuck Norris can fly a A-380 from JFK to LHR in 1 hour and even stop in Hong Kong for a hour Dinner.

Chuck Norris can ask more questions then clement ever thought over.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to flood routes. He simply asks you to lower your frequency.

Chuck Norris ‘s airline doesn’t need planes to make a profit.

Chuck Norris doesn’t pay taxes, taxes pay him.

Chuck Norris planes burn 0 LB of fuel.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a game world to play in. He is the game world.

Chuck Norris taught sigma everything he knows.

Chuck Norris doesn’t use the used market, he simply buys them all.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a demotivator to demotivate you. He already demotovaited you.

Offline EYguy

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2011, 02:39:45 AM »

The last person who tried to build in Chuck Norris' hub is now flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog $hit out of Hong Kong! (man points to who gets this)


This was taken straight out of Top Gun! ;)

Offline CVACEO

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2011, 03:52:51 AM »
Chuck Norris lives in Helsinki, flies for Blue1, and masquerades as a game developer named Sami ;D

Offline Jona L.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2011, 05:57:39 AM »
Chuck Norris lives in Helsinki, flies for Blue1, and masquerades as a game developer named Sami ;D

They didn't ever operaten the A320... I though sami was on them... ???

Offline pascaly

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2011, 06:25:00 AM »
If it's down to a vote, I pick Swiftus' "1.3 and City Based Demand" ftw

 :laugh:

Offline alexgv1

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2011, 09:56:43 AM »
Great show so far guys. Cheers for the responses some were really entertaining.

And good idea for the competition Sami, thanks.
CEO of South Where Airlines (SWA|WH)

Men

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2011, 10:49:04 AM »
Who is Chunk he's a bug in the bus or a fudge about mud so airbus make it rush with Megabus ?

Who understand this ???  :-\

(Plase don't say WTF !)

Offline BobTheCactus

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2011, 12:16:37 PM »
They didn't ever operaten the A320... I though sami was on them... ???

That was my impression too, which would make him probably fly for Finnair
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Jps

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2011, 03:07:46 PM »
A bit influence from the last couple days  8)

Chuck Norris doesn't need demand. He creates it.

Chuck Norris doesn't care about true and absolute demands. He doubles them both and gets 4x the passengers.

Best of luck to all of you!  :laugh:

Offline psw231

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2011, 06:29:29 PM »
  Chuck Norris vs AWS, who wins?
AWS wins, Chuck Norris can only take down 19789 people at 1 time.

CMYK

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2011, 07:31:58 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't fly. It's the earth that takes a step lower.

Chuck Norris can make A-B-C-B-A routes. With only one landing.

Heathrow runs out of slots. Chuck Norris runs all of these slots.




Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2011, 08:05:36 PM »
okay... im an idiot...

Offline alexgv1

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2011, 08:22:12 PM »
okay... im an idiot...

Not gonna bother even trying one after that.

Very funny, was waiting for some picture entries.
CEO of South Where Airlines (SWA|WH)

Offline BobTheCactus

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2011, 08:23:29 PM »
That was hilarious swiftus
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Jps

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2011, 08:50:30 PM »
Very good indeed, Swiftus. Well done  ;)

Ilyushin

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2011, 09:39:11 PM »
And we have a winner!

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2011, 09:50:32 PM »
Id have more fun with these is Sami would add code into the game:

If user = Swiftus27
Then MaxUploadSize = 500kb

Offline BobTheCactus

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2011, 10:18:40 PM »
Id have more fun with these is Sami would add code into the game:

If user = Swiftus27
Then MaxUploadSize = 500kb
:D
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Offline EYguy

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2011, 10:57:09 PM »
I would just change "Lease expires" from what Switus wrote to:"Whenever he decides to kill you"... The current sentence is not violent enough for Chuck Norris! ;)

Edo

 

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