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BOBER 6-7 CELEBRATES 10 YEARS WITH SUPERSONIC BOBER





Buenos Aires, Argentina — Bober 6-7 proudly announces 10 years of operations.

Yes.
Ten years.

Founded in January 1996, Bober 6-7 has survived regional aviation, fuel bills, pilot complaints, maintenance invoices, Argentine accounting, South American route planning, and several financial decisions that looked terrible until Accounting changed the spreadsheet font colour from red to green.

To celebrate this historic milestone, management gathered on New Year's Eve, looked out over the Río de la Plata, watched the fireworks, inspected the cash reserves saved over many difficult years, and made the obvious decision.

Not new aircraft.
Not financial stability.
Not a responsible fleet plan.

Bring back the Concorde.

Because Bober is life.
Bober is Argentina.
And sometimes the only way forward is Mach 2.

The Concorde, currently resting in storage like a retired aluminum capybara with British-French paperwork and an expensive personality, will return to service in Q2 2006 as the official Supersonic Bober.

Bober 6-7 expects to be the only airline operating the Concorde, because other airlines looked at the costs, checked the fuel burn, called their accountants, and they replied: "Are you insane? Are you drunk? Absolutely not

Bober 6-7 looked at the same numbers, changed the font color again, and said:

"6-7"

The Supersonic Bober will operate to 6 or 7 special destinations, depending on demand, slot approvals, airport noise complaints, and the sacred management principle that 6-7 is not a number — it is a way of life.

The aircraft will feature a special 67-seat configuration.

Not 66.
Not 69.
67.

This is not just an aircraft.
This is a flying financial crisis with afterburners, burning through fuel faster than confidence in the peso.

To honor Argentina, South America, and the proud regional tradition of doing something dramatic before checking the exchange rate, the Supersonic Bober will feature a special onboard menu.

Sample dishes include:

Mach 2 Empanadas — filled with beef, spice, and the confidence of a dispatcher who has never read the fuel plan.

Casa Rosada Steak Service — Argentine beef with chimichurri, served rare, loud, and with a speech from the balcony.

Evita's Supersonic Milanesa — thin, golden, dramatic, and somehow greeted with applause at 60,000 feet.

Aconcagua Asado Plate — steak stacked high enough to require oxygen and a separate climb clearance.

Río de la Plata Alfajor — dulce de leche, chocolate, and the emotional stability of a peso forecast.

Patagonian Tailwind Dessert — cold, beautiful, and gone faster than the maintenance budget.

The 6-7 Cheese and Fruit Plate — six cheeses, seven fruit pieces.


Passengers will also be offered the official anniversary cocktail:

The Supersonic Bober Bite

45 ml Argentine Malbec reduction
30 ml dark rum
15 ml Fernet
15 ml fresh lime juice
10 ml dulce de leche syrup
Top with sparkling wine
Add one orange peel "afterburner"
Serve with a wooden stick straw, because Bober must chew
Best enjoyed before anyone checks the balance sheet.

Important safety note: the Malbec and cocktails are for passengers. Pilots will receive coffee, discipline, and a reminder that drinking before operating the Concorde is only allowed in the marketing department.

With the Supersonic Bober, Bober 6-7 will not merely fly to the world.


When asked why the airline was spending years of savings to remove one extremely expensive aircraft from storage, management gave a clear answer:


"Ten years. Six-seven. Supersonic Bober."


Bober 6-7 thanks its passengers, crews, mechanics, travel agents, and every accountant who has kept the airline alive by moving numbers around until they looked less angry.




Note to travel agents: Supersonic Bober anniversary flights will use special four-digit flight numbers beginning with 67xx when they become available for sale. Services are expected to begin in Q2 2006, once the Concorde has been removed from storage, inspected, polished, blessed, threatened, and reminded who it works for.