Excerpt from the CBC's Fifth Estate, August 2032, in an investigative piece on the state of Canada's airline industry:
"I really don't know how this keeps happening. We're an extremely silly airline run by extremely silly geese. Paul Air was a real airline and CrazyJet is a dynamic low-cost competitor. And somehow, we're once again Canada's actual airline," says the ageless Tim Timmerson as he pops a handful of frozen peas into his mouth. "I don't know what to say except, 'Sorry about that, eh?'"