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FOR IMMEDIAT RELESE (DON'T TELL DAD I USED THIS)
Southern Star Announces Important Findings About CloudsSydney — After careful investigation by me (age 8 ), Southern Star Airlines would like to announce that clouds are actually way cooler than previously reported.
While flying in a Boeing 737 (which is the best plane now), I have observed the following:
- Clouds look like mashed potatoes.
- Some clouds look like dogs.
- One cloud looked like the McDonnell Douglas DC-9-10 but with wings made of fluff.
- Pilots are basically driving through sky marshmallows.
- It is very unfair that passengers cannot open the window and touch them.
Southern Star is now officially studying clouds to determine:
- If they are bouncy
- If you could build a house on one
- If they taste like fairy floss
- Why they sometimes look angry
As part of what daddy calls his 'commitment to sustainable profitable growth', Southern Star will not attempt to land on a cloud at this time.
However, we think one day we can!
Passengers flying First Class may receive priority cloud information.
We thank everyone for supporting aviation and cloud research.
Signed,
Vice President of Sky Observations (Age 8 )
Southern Star Airlines
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