Dear Fellow CEOs,
It is with a mixture of pride, mischief, and a dash of deliberate self‑sabotage that I announce the unprecedented (and entirely voluntary) wind‑down of my once‑thriving airline empire in Airwaysim. After years of soaring profits, immaculate safety records, and a marketing budget that could fund a small nation, I have decided to embrace the darker side of aviation entrepreneurship and chase four very special achievements:
- "Wrecked Aircraft Operator" – because who needs well‑maintained planes when you can revel in the sweet scent of rust?
- "Marketing Nightmare" – a tribute to every ad campaign ever canceled in a single, glorious stroke.
- "Ukraine plane lover" - Slava Ukraina
- "Russian plane lover" - It's an achievement and I want it even though the timing is bad
With these achievements within striking distance the Ukraine-Russo fleet will be dismantled before mid next decade.
This means that YOU will have an opportunity to operate these fine machines.
Below you'll find the exact assets now up for grabs. All sales will be conducted at minimum price / maximum bid, ensuring that even the most frugal of you can snag a piece of aviation history (or a very expensive paperweight).
What's on the Block?| Aircraft | Quantity | Age | Status |
| Antonov An‑140 | 184 | < 6 y | Ready for the lowest possible price – or the highest, if you're feeling generous. |
| Antonov An‑148 | 150 | < 6 y | Same deal: rock‑bottom cost, sky‑high bids welcome. |
| Antonov An-158 | | < 6 y | The "premium" Antonov experience, now at bargain‑bin rates.Available immediately |
| Sukhoi Superjet | 150 | <5 years | Being replaced by sleek Embraer E2s – perfect for anyone who loves Russian engineering. |
| Ilyushin Il‑114 | 250 | <15 years | (Entering market 2023) The "vintage" charm of Soviet‑era turboprops, now finally affordable.
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Why Bid Now?- Achievement Hunting – Secure the "Ukraine Plane Lover" badge by snapping up the Antonovs before May 2013, then chase the "Russian Plane Lover" badge with the Superjets and Il‑114s.
- Strategic Diversification – Add a splash of Eastern European flair to your fleet without breaking the bank.
How to Place Your BidIf interested please send a private message to our CEO NovemberCharlie.
Alliance mates will be prefered and can send me a discord message
Final WordIn the grand tradition of aviation legends who dared to fly too close to the sun, I've chosen instead to sell everything before the sun sets. Let the bidding wars begin, and may the most daring (or most desperate) CEO win!
Fly high, bid low, and remember: the sky's the limit—unless you've just sold the whole fleet.
Signed,
Your fellow (and now slightly reckless) CEO
NovemberCharlie
P.S. Feel free to forward this press release to any investors, shareholders, or friends who appreciate a good undercut. The more the merrier!
P.P.S. Lol despite fuel over $1000/tn, CI -100 and a quarter of all flights cancelled, I'm still making 20 million a week ;D