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Airline announcements => Announcements - Airline Generations => Topic started by: FarrellKK on September 22, 2024, 11:10:29 PM

Title: Not another F***king Press Release
Post by: FarrellKK on September 22, 2024, 11:10:29 PM
Sick of constant inane, repetitive and hastily presented corporate memos and press releases? Forget about your worries and put your feet up on Rhine Air, Germany's global carrier.

We won't bother you with stats, loud reading material or bulls***. You're busy executives and deserve the best. Let us serve you an ice cold German beer made on the banks of the Rhine, which gives us our name, as you relax in our Premium Business and First class cabins. Rhine Air is proud to be the First German carrier to serve Asia, North America & the Middle East. Due to the immense success of our initial Intercontinental service, we will soon be inaugurating routes from Frankfurt to New York, Atlanta, Chicago and Johannesburg, bringing more choice and New Horizons to German Flyers as they beam through the stars to bring the world to Germany.

As we prepare to welcome the latest Super Constellation variant to our fleet, we encourage flyers the world over to sample a stein, savour some currywurst and stroll by the Rhine by visiting Germany with the best there is: Rhine Air, Germany's Global Carrier and a proud Member of Elite Alliance.
Title: Re: Not another F***king Press Release
Post by: Viscount Bailey on September 23, 2024, 08:08:55 AM
 :laugh:  Couldn't have put it better.  Do you think the message will get through to "Mr. Iknow Everything" ? I doubt it.   Bloody wish after 15 years of playing this game That I was as (apparently) infinitely knowledgable as him after only 7 or 8 months playing it  :laugh:  I guess some folks just don't recognise when they are making a complete arse of themselves.
Title: Re: Not another F***king Press Release
Post by: Cornishman on September 23, 2024, 01:29:42 PM
To quote Mark Twain:   Better to keep your mouth shut and leave people wondering if you might be a fool, than to open it and prove them right !
Title: Re: Not another F***king Press Release
Post by: geoffreyc on September 23, 2024, 02:36:41 PM
You guys want to be careful, you might be accused of bullying and asked for an apology:

https://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,93576.0.html#subject_554287

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Title: Re: Not another F***king Press Release
Post by: FarrellKK on September 23, 2024, 05:06:50 PM
He's got you clocked MATE. You're just jealous.....  ;D