Dear all fellow pax,
Starting today, we will now offer FREE kimchi on all our flights. Ask your gorgeous flight attendant for more info today!
Our delicious, mouth-watering irresistable kimchi will blow you right out of your seat! And before you panic, rest assured each plane in our fleet must pass a rigorous A check each week, so you can be assured that no doors will be blown off in flight.
So relax, recline, and enjoy your flight with our world-class kimchi service today!
Sincerely,
RevBC
CEO of Revolutionary Airlines