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Title: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 03:12:25 PM
Everyone, I am starting a collection of safety cards (the news you find in the seat pocket in front of you).  I don't know how I want to get them but I was hoping that some of you can start getting a few obscure ones for me.    I'll be on a 717 tomorrow.   I'll pay for any shipping via PayPal. 

I have a Mesa crj900
United 738/739
United express Emb 145
Republic emb 170/175
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: follett1415 on April 12, 2012, 04:18:40 PM
sounds like a cool collection, I will keep my eyes out for you...
But in the mean time you can check this out
http://www.airtoons.com/ (http://www.airtoons.com/)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 12, 2012, 04:26:28 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 03:12:25 PM
Everyone, I am starting a collection of safety cards (the news you find in the seat pocket in front of you).  I don't know how I want to get them but I was hoping that some of you can start getting a few obscure ones for me.    I'll be on a 717 tomorrow.   I'll pay for any shipping via PayPal. 

I have a Mesa crj900
United 738/739
United express Emb 145
Republic emb 170/175

Isn't it illegal to take these off an airplane?!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 04:35:34 PM
If there are any in your possession, then let me know.  We got to make sure everyone has the card in front of them so they know how to properly kiss their butt goodbye.   Please do not steal.   
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on April 12, 2012, 04:39:51 PM
Sorry, but Ryanair's are stuck to the back of the seat!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 12, 2012, 04:56:33 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 04:35:34 PM
Please do not steal.  

Well, how else would you get these? It's not like you can buy the in the onboard shop or so...

Quote from: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 04:35:34 PM
If there are any in your possession, then let me know.

Well, you could have told me earlier, I just came back from BCN this moring on Air Berlin A320... could have (tried to) manage to get them...
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 05:06:31 PM
I'm sure Ryanair will sell one to you for a fee
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on April 12, 2012, 05:10:58 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on April 12, 2012, 05:06:31 PM
I'm sure Ryanair will sell one to you for a fee

Only in an emergency!

Please find a chip & PIN machine at your nearest emergency exit.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 12, 2012, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: alexgv1 on April 12, 2012, 05:10:58 PM
Only in an emergency!

Please find a chip & PIN machine at your nearest emergency exit.

LOL

just reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3so6AJe4UQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3so6AJe4UQ)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Ilyushin on April 12, 2012, 09:29:12 PM
I stole one from a transavia.com B738 ;D
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on April 13, 2012, 10:06:36 AM
When I flew Ryanair, only one return trip, after landing I just asked the fa if I could get one of them. The pilot then gave me one spare. Most personell on board enjoy aviatian enthousiasts and their crazy hobbies so if there is a spare one, theyll give you one :)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 13, 2012, 01:14:20 PM
Perhaps I should send a letter to all of these companies????  I would love to figure out how.

I sent one to SWA and United.  I will send more when I have time.  I'd be much happier if I could find more obscure ones, though.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: mtnlion on April 13, 2012, 07:15:09 PM
Here's one.
http://kuvaton.com/browse/21247  (http://kuvaton.com/browse/21247)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on April 13, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on April 13, 2012, 01:14:20 PM
I sent one to SWA and United.  I will send more when I have time.  I'd be much happier if I could find more obscure ones, though.

With SWA you will be more likely to have your request accepted if you write it with crayons on some toilet paper than a formal letter, lol  :D

Quote from: mtnlion on April 13, 2012, 07:15:09 PM
Here's one.
http://kuvaton.com/browse/21247  (http://kuvaton.com/browse/21247)

LOL!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: JumboShrimp on April 13, 2012, 07:28:34 PM
You should have mentioned it 2 weeks ago.  I would have had for you a 738 United, 753 United (I guess these 2 are not that rare), Cessna 402 and a Piper Aztec
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on April 13, 2012, 07:51:37 PM
Come to think of it I could get you one for a BAe Jetstream 32. I would have to email it to you though.

JS, what were the latter two like? Were they commercial passenger planes?
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: schro on April 15, 2012, 04:27:21 AM
I read a DL DC-9 30/40/50 safety card on Friday, then put it back in the seat back pocket of N775NC. I will repeat that again on Monday in your honor.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 15, 2012, 01:42:19 PM
Quote from: schro on April 15, 2012, 04:27:21 AM
I read a DL DC-9 30/40/50 safety card on Friday, then put it back in the seat back pocket of N775NC. I will repeat that again on Monday in your honor.

As you fly DC-9 so often (as you claim) why do you still bother reading those safety cards? I only read them in "new" types that I fly on first, or when I sit in an exit row I haven't yet sat in to re-memorize how the window thingys work, or just in case the emergency exit doors.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 15, 2012, 03:20:52 PM
Got a 712 from airtran.  Thanks to a member who lives 10 minutes from me, I may be able to get a bunch of 737 cards.

I appreciate the help and will post the final work.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: schro on April 15, 2012, 03:53:49 PM
Quote from: Jona L. on April 15, 2012, 01:42:19 PM
As you fly DC-9 so often (as you claim) why do you still bother reading those safety cards? I only read them in "new" types that I fly on first, or when I sit in an exit row I haven't yet sat in to re-memorize how the window thingys work, or just in case the emergency exit doors.

Honestly, I don't usually read them, but I made a special effort to be able to troll in this thread afterwards.

*tips hat in the direction of swiftus*  ;D
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on June 01, 2012, 08:18:36 PM
A successful haul.......  I am simply borrowing them, I promise.

And don't mind the "Please don't remove this card from the aircraft".  I left about $5,000 behind in Hawaii altogether.  The state owes me one.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on January 12, 2013, 02:33:13 PM
the collection as it currently stands.

Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: MRFREAK on January 20, 2013, 10:08:14 PM
Quote from: [SC] - King Kong on April 13, 2012, 10:06:36 AM
When I flew Ryanair, only one return trip, after landing I just asked the fa if I could get one of them. The pilot then gave me one spare. Most personell on board enjoy aviatian enthousiasts and their crazy hobbies so if there is a spare one, theyll give you one :)

I don't believe you that RyanAir gave you one for free, they probably sent you a bill that dissapeared at the postoffice  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on January 25, 2013, 07:56:46 AM
I've got quite a collection too.

When I flew FR for the first and last time I just explained and asked them and they liked my story so they gave me one. So I'm in the possesion of a very rare FR safetycard, legally aquired too!  8)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 25, 2013, 05:39:24 PM
I might be able to get you some from German Carriers (Condor, TUIfly, Germania and SunExpress Deutschland and a low chance of AirBerlin) and some Turkish ones (Turkish Airlines, Freebird, SunExpress, Tailwind, Anadolu Jet (latter two come rarely)).

I'll see what I can do tonight, send me a PM with your home address (or a shipment address) and I'll send you the bill for the shipment ;)

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [ATA] - lilius on January 26, 2013, 03:39:21 AM
Quote from: [SC] Jona L. on January 25, 2013, 05:39:24 PM
I might be able to get you some from German Carriers (Condor, TUIfly, Germania and SunExpress Deutschland and a low chance of AirBerlin) and some Turkish ones (Turkish Airlines, Freebird, SunExpress, Tailwind, Anadolu Jet (latter two come rarely)).

I'll see what I can do tonight, send me a PM with your home address (or a shipment address) and I'll send you the bill for the shipment ;)

Jona... its your workplace. So dont.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 26, 2013, 03:54:49 AM
Quote from: [SC] - lilius on January 26, 2013, 03:39:21 AM
Jona... its your workplace. So dont.

Not talking about stealing them, but asking the crews, that I know, if they can give me one ;)

They always carry a few spare ones ;)

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [ATA] - lilius on January 26, 2013, 04:16:32 AM
I know you wouldnt steal anything.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: piperpa46 on January 26, 2013, 03:37:21 PM
I have 5 different Cimber/Cimber Sterling safety cards and an Olympic Airlines ATR 42/72 safety card I could send you.

Cimber Sterling:
2 different CRJ-200
1 ATR 42/72
1 737-700
1 Exit seating card


It is the 4 bottom ones on this list, and the exit card has the same format as the tall ones.
http://my-safetycard.de/index.php?page=safety&airline=Cimber%20Sterling&sort_by=&show_preview=&limit=#scan

Cimber:
1 ATR 42/72 similar to the first on the list but with Cimber instead of Cimber Sterling

/Lars

Depending on the weight, postage to the US will be 50-70 DKR which is $9-13
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 28, 2013, 12:00:17 AM
Okay,

I've been busy this weekend for you swiftus :)

All cards were legally obtained by asking the flight-/cabin crews or ground maintenance staff for spare ones, or if I could take one.

Top left to bottom right:

SunExpress Deutschland 738
Germania 737
Türk Hava Yollari 343
Türk Hava Yollari 738
Scandinavian Airlines M81/2
Condor Flugdienst 753
Condor Flugdienst 320

Sry for bad quality... shaking hands + mobile phone camera :P

Will send you those to the address you gave me, and tell you how much postage you owe me tomorrow, as soon as the post offices open again :)

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

P.S. I'll collect more in the next days if I can, and pile up till worth sending another pack, if you wish.

P.P.S. I actually know the hottie that is on the TK ones, she looks even better in real life ;)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on January 29, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Surprised you got any cards off the Turks.... all I get is a smile off those young women but no flight deck visits  :D
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 30, 2013, 04:48:09 AM
Quote from: alexgv1 on January 29, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Surprised you got any cards off the Turks.... all I get is a smile off those young women but no flight deck visits  :D

Well, the difference is, that their departure, let alone on time, is dependent upon me ;D
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on January 30, 2013, 01:03:56 PM
Quote from: [SC] Jona L. on January 30, 2013, 04:48:09 AM
Well, the difference is, that their departure, let alone on time, is dependent upon me ;D

Their sexual satisfaction is dependant on me, that's where I went wrong  :(

Sorry for the hijack swifty but I'm sure you'd appreciate the banter.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on January 30, 2013, 06:53:28 PM
Anything to keep this bumped, I presume.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on January 30, 2013, 07:29:31 PM
Well I just remembered we have an off topic forum so I can say that last post is now guilt free. Man I should be hanging around here more often...
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on January 30, 2013, 07:53:45 PM
Im serious about paying all shipping for these cards.  Hopefully Jona's batch arrives soon.  My house is currently for sale and when we move, the final product will be a long project. 

One idea is getting large maps of the continents and cut extra safety cards into shapes that fit over the country that airline is based in.   Put a push pin in the cities visited that connects to some pictures of our travels.

Okay, sounds cheesy .... but since we can't seemingly have kids, we're hopefully going to have lots of money to travel with. 
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 30, 2013, 11:46:06 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on January 30, 2013, 07:53:45 PM
Im serious about paying all shipping for these cards.  Hopefully Jona's batch arrives soon.  

I can confirm that, got the shipment paid.

QuoteOkay, sounds cheesy .... but since we can't seemingly have kids, we're hopefully going to have lots of money to travel with.  

Sorry to hear that, man. Good luck though :)


I have 2 more in stack right now, will wait for some more before sending another batch.

InterSky ATR72-600 (brand new, airline operates that type since 4 weeks).
and a pretty old one I got from Jettime today. She didn't have spare ones, so had to give me one from a random seat pocket. Type: B737-300SPER (-300 with NG instruments + winglets + extra fuel tanks)
Left as a DEPA flight for enroute CPH-HEL-DUS-LOS-DUS-CPH on the outbnd flight.

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on January 31, 2013, 12:15:00 AM
Thanks Jona, I appreciate it.  

Quick Ameri-English lesson for all:    (not trying to come across as a douche)

Plural of Aircraft is Aircraft.   Plural of Math is Math.   Just like Deer and Moose too....  Strange, I know.

I see the word Payed alot.   Pay, like many other odd words of the language, changes to Paid when in the past tense.     Stupid, I get it. 

I bet that screws people up like etre verbs for people learning French.  
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: ucfknightryan on January 31, 2013, 01:10:50 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on January 31, 2013, 12:15:00 AM
Thanks Jona, I appreciate it.  

Quick Ameri-English lesson for all:    (not trying to come across as a douche)

Plural of Aircraft is Aircraft.   Plural of Math is Math.   Just like Deer and Moose too....  Strange, I know.

I see the word Payed alot.   Pay, like many other odd words of the language, changes to Paid when in the past tense.     Stupid, I get it. 

I bet that screws people up like etre verbs for people learning French.  

Careful, you'll start a war with the commonwelth-english speakers on Math/Maths.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 31, 2013, 01:25:24 AM
Damn.... I'm usually careful with my English. But that was a FULLSIZE FAIL!!

Talking about that, Plural of Airbus is Airbus, since bus is actually a plural already (omnibus is the real word Latin for "for all").

btw. corrected the error :P

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on January 31, 2013, 01:56:39 AM
English is a fail language mix of many others.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 31, 2013, 02:05:04 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on January 31, 2013, 01:56:39 AM
English is a fail language mix of many others.

Yeah, still I had such things happen to me rarely LOL

I fear it may be due to the job... more Turkish and Russian needed there LOL
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on January 31, 2013, 02:08:30 AM
Im trying to get to the Sochi Olympics without paying a fortune.... any ideas/help would be awesome.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 31, 2013, 02:44:47 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on January 31, 2013, 02:08:30 AM
Im trying to get to the Sochi Olympics without paying a fortune.... any ideas/help would be awesome.

Well, I can only give you a link to the site of a flellow AWS-mer but it's in Dutch...

http://www.ticketspy.nl/

Mostly offering things to/from AMS, but you'd need a connector anyways :P
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: brique on January 31, 2013, 03:01:55 AM
Quote from: ucfknightryan on January 31, 2013, 01:10:50 AM
Careful, you'll start a war with the commonwelth-english speakers on Math/Maths.  :laugh:

'Math' is a real ear-itcher for me : just sounds wrong.

btw... its 'English', no modifier is required, its already a mish-mash of 4 or more 'base' languages, then seasoned with bits of dozens of other languages and topped with hundreds of dialects, so seems a bit daft to get worried about the 'correct' version...
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: ucfknightryan on January 31, 2013, 06:30:49 AM
Quote from: brique on January 31, 2013, 03:01:55 AM
'Math' is a real ear-itcher for me : just sounds wrong.

btw... its 'English', no modifier is required, its already a mish-mash of 4 or more 'base' languages, then seasoned with bits of dozens of other languages and topped with hundreds of dialects, so seems a bit daft to get worried about the 'correct' version...

eh, I wasn't really implying that something was the correct version, more pointing out/making a joke about the fact that there were actually different opinions w/regards to Math/Maths.   ;D
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on January 31, 2013, 09:41:07 PM
Hey, Swiftus, been a bit busy today again for you :)

Another TK one (this time A330-2/300) (sorry Alex, but it's really easy LOL you must be doing something wrong :P )
and Pegasus Airlines 738 (2 versions, brand new from the stack)

Forgot to ask on Aer Lingus A320 again today, will do tomorrow (if I have them) and also forgot the SK CRJ9, will try that as well next time I have one.

Dunno my roster for tomorrow, but I can tell you there will be more coming once season commences again towards march, because than more of the exotics starts flying again (Bulgarian Air Charter MD82, Air Via A320, SkyHava Yollary and German Sky and the alike).

I'll wait till I have like 10 or so before sending another package (since postage remains the same 5,50€ until 500g).

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on January 31, 2013, 11:36:24 PM
In English maths/mathematics is plural and there is no singular. I think "math" is American.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: [SC] Jona L. on January 31, 2013, 09:41:07 PM
Hey, Swiftus, been a bit busy today again for you :)

Another TK one (this time A330-2/300) (sorry Alex, but it's really easy LOL you must be doing something wrong :P )
and Pegasus Airlines 738 (2 versions, brand new from the stack)

Forgot to ask on Aer Lingus A320 again today, will do tomorrow (if I have them) and also forgot the SK CRJ9, will try that as well next time I have one.

Dunno my roster for tomorrow, but I can tell you there will be more coming once season commences again towards march, because than more of the exotics starts flying again (Bulgarian Air Charter MD82, Air Via A320, SkyHava Yollary and German Sky and the alike).

I'll wait till I have like 10 or so before sending another package (since postage remains the same 5,50€ until 500g).

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

I look forward to unveiling the final product someday.  I really appreciate the help. 
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Atlantische Zeiler on February 01, 2013, 09:00:59 PM
I have a Delta Airlines DC-9 50 card at home
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 09:01:55 PM
Quote from: alexgv1 on January 31, 2013, 11:36:24 PM
In English maths/mathematics is plural and there is no singular. I think "math" is American.

I don't care what you had to say.  We won the war back in the 1780s to take the S of Maths. 
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on February 01, 2013, 09:07:26 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 09:01:55 PM
I don't care what you had to say.  We won the war back in the 1780s to take the S of Maths. 

Well I see you ninja edited your OP to Ameri-English (American), so I can't accuse you of giving false English lessons now.

Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: ucfknightryan on February 01, 2013, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: alexgv1 on January 31, 2013, 11:36:24 PM
In English maths/mathematics is plural and there is no singular. I think "math" is American.

Math and maths are both actually singular, not plural.  And yes, math is the AmE short form of mathematics  link (http://separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com/2007/03/maths.html)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on February 01, 2013, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: ucfknightryan on February 01, 2013, 09:25:57 PM
Math and maths are both actually singular, not plural.  And yes, math is the AmE short form of mathematics  link (http://separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com/2007/03/maths.html)

It's a singular plural, much like a "flock" of sheep is singular for a plural thing.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: ucfknightryan on February 01, 2013, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: alexgv1 on February 01, 2013, 09:07:26 PM
Well I see you ninja edited your OP to Ameri-English (American), so I can't accuse you of giving false English lessons now.



How would he be giving false English lessons?   American English is just as valid a dialect of English as British English, Canadian English, or any of the other various Englishes around the world.   ;D :laugh:
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: ucfknightryan on February 01, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: alexgv1 on February 01, 2013, 09:29:15 PM
It's a singular plural, much like a "flock" of sheep is singular for a plural thing.

No it's not, mathematics is a mass noun.  You can not count mathematics (which is kind of amusing).  You can not have two mathematics, and there is no one mathematic.  There is just mathematics.  That link I posted is a whole article about math/maths.  Our crazy language is crazy  :laugh:  :)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: alexgv1 on February 01, 2013, 11:06:48 PM
Quote from: ucfknightryan on February 01, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
No it's not, mathematics is a mass noun.  You can not count mathematics (which is kind of amusing).  You can not have two mathematics, and there is no one mathematic.  There is just mathematics.  That link I posted is a whole article about math/maths.  Our crazy language is crazy  :laugh:  :)

Well that's my simple understanding of it. But I think you must be a scholar so I bow down  :D To be honest I couldn't read your link because it had so many words I didn't understand in it.

My point (perhaps tongue in cheek) is that American is a completely different language to (British) English. Of course anything contained in my posts simply represents my opinion and not fact. But they never understand me when I go over there any more  :'(
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 11:22:58 PM
UNNECESSARILY LONG THREAD HIJACK!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 01, 2013, 11:50:36 PM
Back to topic:

Today's earnings, all fresh from the stock of spare cards, and of course all with Purser-permission.

Scandinavian Airlines CRJ9
Germania A319 (to complete the fleet of ST in your stock)
FlyBE EMB-175 (will catch 195 and Q400 as soon as I have the next BEE ramp)

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 11:58:02 PM
I owe you...  can't wait to use these... 
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: ucfknightryan on February 02, 2013, 12:21:06 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 11:22:58 PM
UNNECESSARILY LONG THREAD HIJACK!

Sorry  :-[

alex, sorry if my posts came off as anything other than joking/amusing.  I'm not trying to correct/argue with anyone, we just wandered on to a topic that interests me a bunch (ways English differs between different countries that speak it) so I've accumulated a bunch of entertaining (to me anyway) trivia on it and figured I'd share since it came up.  Sometimes I don't know when to shut up  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: exchlbg on February 02, 2013, 01:30:45 AM
The way you debate about your language; now we non-natives get really confused ! :-\
I  just use a kind of mix of learned and heard-somewhere without any definite clue....
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 02, 2013, 01:50:31 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on February 01, 2013, 11:58:02 PM
I owe you...  can't wait to use these... 

I'll wait a little more, to get some more for you ;)

Monday/Tuesday I'll be OFF, let's see how many I have till than. Maybe I can get a TK A320/21 for you, so you'll have all a/c we get from them. TK777 is very rare here, so very unlikely I'll ever get one of those. But you'll have nearly all the fleet ;D

Cheerio,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Atlantische Zeiler on February 02, 2013, 02:23:54 AM
So.... is my DC-9 Card rare or what!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 02, 2013, 02:26:50 AM
Quote from: Tennessee63 on February 02, 2013, 02:23:54 AM
So.... is my DC-9 Card rare or what!

LOL in Europe for sure... no DC-9s in use, except if you count the MD-81-83 as DC-9s (which they technically are).

But in the USA?! I only say: Delta Airlines LOL
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 02, 2013, 03:30:44 AM
They're ancient planes
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Atlantische Zeiler on February 02, 2013, 02:08:14 PM
All of Delta's current DC-9s are old Northwest planes. They had a very old fleet
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 02, 2013, 03:21:48 PM
Still doesn't change the point, that DC-9s are a usual sight around ATL and nearby.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 06, 2013, 10:25:04 PM
Added up from today:

TK A321
Anadolu Jet B737-700 (looks a lot like TKs one, since it's a subsidiary company).

chers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 07, 2013, 12:48:35 AM
Too bad there isnt a TK 421 (props to those who get that one)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 07, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on February 07, 2013, 12:48:35 AM
Too bad there isnt a TK 421 (props to those who get that one)

errrr WHAT?!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on February 07, 2013, 10:37:55 AM
Got a easyjet card for the bidder ;)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 07, 2013, 11:24:31 AM
Quote from: [SC] Jona L. on February 07, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
errrr WHAT?!
Tk421 was a storm trooper in Star Wars
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 07, 2013, 08:54:40 PM
"not possible" is not possible with the possible-maker (aka me) in charge...

manage to get a card even from the Soviets!!

So to list all cards currently in stock:

3L - InterSky - AT72-600
BE - flybe      - E175
ST - Germania - A319 (completing you ST fleet)
JT - jettime - B737-300
PC - Pegasus Hava Yollari - B737-800 (2 cards in different layouts)
SK - Scandinavian Airlines - CRJ-900
TK - Türk Hava Yollari - A330-200/300
TK - Türk Hava Yollari - A321
TK/AJA - Anadolu Jet - B737-700
FH - Freebird Hava Yollari - A321
SU - Aeroflot Russian Airlines - A320

EDIT:

3L - Intersky - DHC-8-300 (completing the 3L fleet)
X3 - TUIfly - B737-800 (which is the complete TUIfly fleet, the -700s they operate fly for Air Berlin)
L9 - belleair europe - A320

EDIT2:

EK - Emirates SkyCargo operated by TNT - B747-400ERF
BE - flybe - Dash 8-Q400


- to be extended before sending.



Quote from: swiftus27 on February 07, 2013, 11:24:31 AM
Tk421 was a storm trooper in Star Wars

LOL never seen that (nor Star Trek)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 15, 2013, 09:46:35 PM
some more addements:

TK - Türk Hava Yollari - B777-300ER (completing you TK fleet)
AB - AirBerlin - A330-200
AB - AirBerlin - A330-200 D-ABXA/XB only
AB - AirBerlin - A320
IR - IranAir - A310-200/300 (a real rarity, just due to a diversion from CGN due to security staff strike there)

Those AB ones are thanks to the colleagues from our sister company who handle the former LTU planes of AB, of whom I mobilized the one or another guy to supplement some cards :)

I guess that is sufficient for sending a new package. Will see to get to post office on Monday (maybe get some more cards tomorrow but pretty unlikely), buy a new envelope and send them to you.

Would be nice to know if the other package already arrived, and also if your address is still valid (I think you said you were moving?!?).

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.


EDIT:
Added two pictures of he collection... needed ~50% of the size of my bed to position them all ;D

(https://www.airwaysim.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg856%2F1922%2F20130216020246.jpg&hash=34864d0d2cdefa76eed6f6e062248537a7e19dbe)

(https://www.airwaysim.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg837%2F4011%2F20130216020258.jpg&hash=c7a2ecc3dd859c8b6667867f13433c748c74e2a9)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 16, 2013, 09:08:16 PM
DUDE EPIC!   Went out looking for a new house today...  the wall is a top consideration
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 17, 2013, 05:49:56 AM
Quote from: swiftus27 on February 16, 2013, 09:08:16 PM
DUDE EPIC!   Went out looking for a new house today...  the wall is a top consideration

Found (!!) an EK 773 one in one of our company cars (LOL!) yesterday at work.

So all the above + EK B773/W.


Will send package tomorrow when post offices open again.

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.

P.S. did the other round arrive yet or not?!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on February 20, 2013, 12:43:42 AM
Since I am drowning in work and work-related issues, I have not yet managed to get to the post office.

Anyways, in the meantime, I also grabbed an SK A319 for you :) . Maybe get some more tomorrow, will have to see. Yet I have to see when I can get to the PO... might take some more days.

cheers for now,

[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on February 20, 2013, 01:06:27 AM
It's alright, bro... supposedly have an offer coming in tomorrow and they guy wants us to rent (yes, rent our own home) for a few months.   It will allow us to do as we choose if we want to build or wait for the ideal house to come on the market.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 05, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
WOW!

So I got this mega package from Jona.   

I would display but I am officially moving in 3-4 weeks.  I will put all on display when the map goes up in my new office. 

OKAY BRO, MASSIVE SPECIAL LOVE FOR GETTING AN IRAN AIR CARD (A310)!!!!!!!     That's AWESOME !!!!!!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 05, 2013, 10:39:28 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on April 05, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
WOW!

So I got this mega package from Jona.   

I would display but I am officially moving in 3-4 weeks.  I will put all on display when the map goes up in my new office. 

OKAY BRO, MASSIVE SPECIAL LOVE FOR GETTING AN IRAN AIR CARD (A310)!!!!!!!     That's AWESOME !!!!!!

You got both or just the big package?!
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 06, 2013, 11:17:16 AM
Just the 'big' one, I assume.   This is the 2nd one I've received total.

I am moving in 3 weeks so my address will be changing.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 06, 2013, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: swiftus27 on April 06, 2013, 11:17:16 AM
Just the 'big' one, I assume.   This is the 2nd one I've received total.

I am moving in 3 weeks so my address will be changing.

Well, I have sent 2 in total, so you should have almost all. Got a Saudi Arabian A333 today (Hadj flights) and yesterday an SK A321 one... will make sure you get more :) .
I'll be traveling a bit in the next weeks so might get you some Lufthansa ones.

cheers,
[SC] Jona L.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on April 07, 2013, 11:01:04 AM
Jona, can u send some to ams?

:o
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 08, 2013, 04:25:54 PM
Quote from: [SC] - King Kong on April 07, 2013, 11:01:04 AM
Jona, can u send some to ams?

:o

I just yesterday sent an Arkefly aircraft to AMS.... that should be more than just covering it :P ;D
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 08, 2013, 04:27:22 PM
P.S.

If you want me to collect some, I can surely do that. But I assume it might be cheaper/faster if u came pick them up urself ;)
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on April 09, 2013, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: [SC] Jona L. on April 08, 2013, 04:27:22 PM
P.S.

If you want me to collect some, I can surely do that. But I assume it might be cheaper/faster if u came pick them up urself ;)

if you collect them i'll pick them up on my next visit to dus.

I don't want anything to do with any OR aircraft. They smell old. they smell like 22year old 763's
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Jona L. on April 09, 2013, 09:49:58 PM
Quote from: [SC] - King Kong on April 09, 2013, 10:24:32 AM
if you collect them i'll pick them up on my next visit to dus.

I don't want anything to do with any OR aircraft. They smell old. they smell like 22year old 763's

This one was a B738 operating on behalf of TUIfly. PH-TFC is only 4 yrs old according to airfleets.net, so step down :P

Oh, and tell me which you already have, so I need not collect any more than needed.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: Ricieri on April 11, 2013, 10:22:46 PM
I have the follow airline cards:

Varig MD-11
Lufthansa A310, 737-300 and -500, A320
British Midland 737-300 and -500
British Airways A320

The Varig is a collection iten due to company bankruptcy in 2006.
Title: Re: Airline safety cards?.. Starting a collection
Post by: swiftus27 on April 11, 2013, 11:20:16 PM
refer to page 1 at this point.  I am creating a massive collection of these for use on a map I am creating after my upcoming move.