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Title: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 03:34:46 PM
I was bored...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: RushmoreAir on April 21, 2010, 03:36:47 PM
FUNNY!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 03:42:20 PM
one more...
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Post by: Runner on April 21, 2010, 04:40:55 PM
lol, swiftus  ;D
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Post by: Talentz on April 21, 2010, 04:44:04 PM
Need more please!!



- Talentz
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 05:00:58 PM
Okay, enough for today....

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Post by: Runner on April 21, 2010, 05:19:43 PM
The last one is epic!  ;D
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Post by: DenisG on April 21, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!
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Post by: mtnlion on April 21, 2010, 05:35:14 PM
HAHA! More please  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: RushmoreAir on April 21, 2010, 05:42:08 PM
It is even funnier: You spelled Constellation wrong, so it says ConSTALLation! If that is an intentional pun, applaud!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 05:43:55 PM
It is even funnier: You spelled Constellation wrong, so it says ConSTALLation! If that is an intentional pun, applaud!

It wasn't... fixed... oops.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 05:58:00 PM
okay, I really should stop this.
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Post by: samomuransky on April 21, 2010, 06:02:38 PM
MORE PLEASE ;D ;D
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Post by: zorbon on April 21, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
I'll have to make some when i get off work
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Post by: Lurkmat on April 21, 2010, 06:24:48 PM
Nice  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 06:32:44 PM
hee hee.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Runner on April 21, 2010, 06:34:03 PM
Lol! 8)
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Post by: mtnlion on April 21, 2010, 06:34:15 PM
I have to admit that the Tahiti one took me some time to realize...  :-[ So far the Heathrow -and Tupolev 114 pictures have been the best  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 06:35:20 PM
I have to admit that the Tahiti one took me some time to realize...  

Play a game with the 741 or 707.  In order to get to the USA, you needed to land in Tahiti.

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on April 21, 2010, 06:51:42 PM
LOL... Yes, I should perhaps add the Connies. And Comet.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: d2031k on April 21, 2010, 06:54:26 PM
LOL... Yes, I should perhaps add the Connies. And Comet.

Please add the Comet (my Grandfather designed part of the landing gear :)) although could you arrange for the window rivets to be manufactured properly  ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on April 21, 2010, 06:56:57 PM
Play a game with the 741 or 707.  In order to get to the USA, you needed to land in Tahiti.

Yeah I know. I had an airline based in Sydney an year ago...  8) But still had to give a moment to that picture  ;D

Keep 'em coming!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 06:57:53 PM
Please add the Comet (my Grandfather designed part of the landing gear :)) although could you arrange for the window rivets to be manufactured properly  ;)

not entirely true.  square windows added pressure points to the airframe causing cracking after so many pressurization cycles.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on April 21, 2010, 06:59:38 PM
yes, rivets and window design will be ok.. :P  (or to say it properly, no such feature here yet)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 07:03:56 PM
last one today, I swear...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 21, 2010, 10:34:04 PM
Two feeble attempts by me.

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Post by: zorbon on April 21, 2010, 10:55:24 PM
real quick one i made on my work box :|
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Post by: 0zlw on April 21, 2010, 11:08:53 PM
These are hilarious!  :laugh:
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Post by: ban2 on April 21, 2010, 11:11:55 PM
very very funny swiftus, just the tonic i've just finished 5 days bringing people back from Paris,very tired.

this has made me laugh so much thanks mate :D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2010, 11:59:19 PM
here's one .... from one of the greatest stories ever told....

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: 0zlw on April 22, 2010, 12:02:22 AM
Lol the Mary and Joesph one is another good one.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 08:39:27 AM
My first try.....

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 08:47:31 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 08:54:48 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 22, 2010, 09:11:58 AM
Some more from me
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 22, 2010, 09:19:18 AM
And two more.

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 09:28:40 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 09:37:07 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 09:49:46 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 09:55:34 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: CX717 on April 22, 2010, 10:23:05 AM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6949/86569185.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 22, 2010, 10:24:34 AM
That made me hysterical!  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on April 22, 2010, 10:38:50 AM
Very nice folks! Keep on doing it! I love it!
Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 11:10:04 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 11:20:52 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 11:24:43 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 11:36:29 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 11:37:59 AM
Okay lets give it a try...

(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4030/aws99.jpg) (http://img535.imageshack.us/i/aws99.jpg/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on April 22, 2010, 11:55:49 AM
Need some more practice..
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 12:00:03 PM
(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/5513/aws98.png) (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/aws98.png/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 12:00:59 PM
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Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 12:02:32 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 12:16:24 PM
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3705/aws97.png) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/aws97.png/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 12:26:12 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on April 22, 2010, 12:26:35 PM
There's always at least one airline with the beauty  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 12:29:58 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 12:32:14 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 22, 2010, 12:34:58 PM
I've started a monster.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 12:36:21 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 22, 2010, 12:37:13 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on April 22, 2010, 12:39:16 PM
Isn't this true?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on April 22, 2010, 12:58:26 PM
I've started a monster.

That's the point, swiftus! I think if Sami would want to end this endless queue, he would need to to put a lot of a/c on the used market to get people away from here... LOL

Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 01:17:54 PM
This is the good thing of the AWS community and it is good Sami allows us to have some sarcastic humor regarding the game. I think he can apreciate things as much as we do.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on April 22, 2010, 01:22:32 PM
I would love one on the Tu-144!!!!!
 ;D

Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 22, 2010, 01:28:51 PM
One by request.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on April 22, 2010, 01:43:53 PM
LOL thx really nice!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 02:01:13 PM
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1232/aws961.jpg) (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/aws961.jpg/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 03:13:55 PM
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8428/aws95.jpg) (http://img208.imageshack.us/i/aws95.jpg/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 22, 2010, 03:22:59 PM
^^^ looks like London.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 03:33:34 PM
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3003/aws94.jpg) (http://img208.imageshack.us/i/aws94.jpg/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 22, 2010, 05:04:57 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Talentz on April 22, 2010, 05:26:59 PM
ROFL! This is great.

Keep it up!


Talentz
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 22, 2010, 06:02:45 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 22, 2010, 06:05:45 PM
St Mary's runway is gravel per websites about it but is listed as paved here.  BUG!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 22, 2010, 06:09:46 PM
Who cares... No one is going down there.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 22, 2010, 07:02:18 PM
Who cares... No one is going down there.

I'd like to refer to Alaska as "up" not "down"
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Post by: 0zlw on April 22, 2010, 10:09:47 PM
Oh gosh these are even better than yesterday.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 08:25:35 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 08:48:28 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 08:55:46 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 23, 2010, 09:02:53 AM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5608/aws93.jpg) (http://img714.imageshack.us/i/aws93.jpg/)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 23, 2010, 09:29:39 AM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1605/aws92.jpg) (http://img714.imageshack.us/i/aws92.jpg/)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 23, 2010, 10:13:44 AM
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3238/aws91.jpg) (http://img255.imageshack.us/i/aws91.jpg/)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 10:31:33 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 10:44:47 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 10:52:49 AM
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Post by: Maarten Otto on April 23, 2010, 10:53:26 AM
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/629/aws90.jpg) (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/aws90.jpg/)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on April 23, 2010, 11:06:00 AM
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This is actually a solution for Heathrow slots...
Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2010, 11:10:49 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 23, 2010, 04:31:18 PM
posted this in a thread where someone is 'upset' at the situation in LHR...

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Post by: pascaly on April 24, 2010, 03:34:48 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 24, 2010, 03:55:06 AM
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Post by: pascaly on April 24, 2010, 04:02:05 AM
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Post by: Pai on April 24, 2010, 06:53:24 AM
really love these posts...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on April 24, 2010, 08:40:24 AM
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6519/aws89.jpg) (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/aws89.jpg/)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on April 24, 2010, 05:56:58 PM
woowww, that 767ski has strange engines :P Is it Il-96M with four Pratt & Whitney PW2337 engines?
btw, the Il86/Il96 looks more like a A340ski ;) and what about the 757ski (Tu204/Tu214)?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 24, 2010, 10:08:38 PM
Someone beat me to the Tu-204  :)

Plus if it was a A340ski, it'd have 8 engines ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ICEcoldair881 on April 25, 2010, 01:21:48 AM
I have a couple of my own......
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ICEcoldair881 on April 25, 2010, 01:25:13 AM
and another.....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ICEcoldair881 on April 25, 2010, 01:33:18 AM
not an actual one here because it says it already soooo.....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on April 25, 2010, 09:29:06 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 28, 2010, 02:15:40 PM
lol...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Hwoarang on April 28, 2010, 02:33:25 PM
lol thanks a nice one. But he is registered since 17 july ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 28, 2010, 02:50:45 PM
lol thanks a nice one. But he is registered since 17 july ;)

16th, and fixed
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on April 28, 2010, 09:48:51 PM
(for the record... replies are often short as I browse the site using my cellphone quite often, like now.. so for example that particular message, or it's 'tone', was probably misunderstood by the pic maker...)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 28, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
Sami, come on...  You know that you can not take anything personally.  I was just having some fun. 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on April 28, 2010, 10:10:41 PM
yeeeeee but someone new to the forums may not understand.. or something :p
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 28, 2010, 10:42:06 PM
If anyone new to this game starts with this thread and takes it for real, I don't think that I want them playing at all.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2010, 09:07:32 AM
I think we all know Sami has at least two attributes; thick skin and a good sense of humour.  I'd hate to imagine someone without them running this game! lol

As one of those responsible for some of these, let me add a disclaimer;

Demotivationals are for entertainment purposes only.  Anyone who takes them seriously should speak to their medical professional to confirm absence of funny bone.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: orionmco on May 02, 2010, 06:05:50 AM
Freaking hilarious thread!  Especially when read at 2am  ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EFHK on May 02, 2010, 08:01:42 AM
Mary & Joe is still the best.  :D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: aircanada12 on May 03, 2010, 02:23:42 AM
my lame attempt =p
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 03, 2010, 08:18:31 PM
Lollercoasters.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on May 03, 2010, 10:11:11 PM
 ;D

Nice one!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 28, 2010, 06:30:36 PM
Just because I saw this being asked for again...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 30, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
This is an add I saw on CNN.com
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Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 30, 2010, 06:39:07 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: CX257 on May 31, 2010, 02:42:11 PM
I was also somehow bored enough this afternoon and did make few of similar one  :P, please allow for my join here (LOL)  :laugh:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30813_10150203186690727_575295726_12905663_842465_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: CX257 on May 31, 2010, 02:42:40 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30813_10150203186695727_575295726_12905664_2328173_n.jpg)
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Post by: CX257 on May 31, 2010, 02:43:29 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30813_10150203186715727_575295726_12905665_4091178_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs524.ash1/30813_10150203186790727_575295726_12905674_634505_n.jpg)

 :P Cheers.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 31, 2010, 03:52:40 PM
3 more from me
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: 0zlw on June 26, 2010, 08:51:35 AM
What happened to this thread? Was it abandoned?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on August 05, 2010, 07:42:55 PM
I am going to use the first one regularly.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on August 05, 2010, 07:55:53 PM
And a quick one...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: type45 on August 06, 2010, 10:29:51 AM
Search bar is useless if you are looking for slots at LHR :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on August 08, 2010, 02:52:31 PM
Really nice! Keep going with the pimps whoring slots! I love it!
Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on August 09, 2010, 07:54:56 AM
Thanks Dave....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Benhuddy on August 09, 2010, 05:23:05 PM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5181/slotv.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on August 09, 2010, 06:32:38 PM
Here we go:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on August 09, 2010, 06:42:25 PM
Here we go:

The third one is a bit painfull for at least one important person on the forum...  :-\
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Yb on August 09, 2010, 07:15:30 PM
The third one is a bit painfull for at least one important person on the forum...  :-\

How so? :-O
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on August 09, 2010, 07:52:33 PM
Two more...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on August 09, 2010, 07:58:08 PM
Finally I know how B777 are made.  :o

 
;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on August 10, 2010, 03:44:42 AM
The third one is a bit painfull for at least one important person on the forum...  :-\

I meant like the ceo of an airline on AWS. You know how everyone sets their pay to 0?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: carrisi on August 10, 2010, 04:09:57 AM

Just saw this thread. LMAO
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on August 10, 2010, 08:21:59 AM
No LHR slots left in Airwaysim game. Desperate times need desperate measures: Now flying High Density B747's between Heathrow and Glasgow.

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8772/demotn.jpg) (http://img231.imageshack.us/i/demotn.jpg/)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: type45 on August 10, 2010, 08:24:35 AM
I hope I can share slots with my 744 and MD-80/737 so that they can land at the same time and the same runway :P

can I order some V-22 and re-config to pax seats so that I can use it to replace those ATR?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on August 10, 2010, 01:16:00 PM
No LHR slots left in Airwaysim game. Desperate times need desperate measures: Now flying High Density B747's between Heathrow and Glasgow.

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8772/demotn.jpg) (http://img231.imageshack.us/i/demotn.jpg/)


I fly 4x daily (except for MO [3x] ) a 744 to EDI from LHR ;D
And I have 3x daily LHR-MUC on 744 as well as 1 or 2x daily [I don't remember] LHR-VIE! just to save some slots ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on August 10, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
No personal attacks in the Demotivator thread.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 08, 2010, 06:39:17 PM
Long live the demotivator thread!

Demotivator's UNITE!  Let's get some new ones!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 08, 2010, 06:43:32 PM
Something for MT3
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 08, 2010, 06:53:18 PM
MOO!!!!!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on October 08, 2010, 07:45:01 PM
LOL

Very nice, keep going!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: boch on October 08, 2010, 07:53:10 PM
MT3
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on October 09, 2010, 08:49:25 AM
Hahaha. The new ones are great!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: raptorva on October 09, 2010, 09:02:05 AM
I made a few though not directly related to AWS.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on October 09, 2010, 07:26:07 PM
LOL (We use whole runway)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on October 09, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
Hahah, this topic is awesome!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on October 09, 2010, 09:20:13 PM
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Post by: Terrence Klaverweide on October 09, 2010, 10:49:33 PM
Hahaha, THE topic I come to when I want to vent my anger, when my direct competitor opened yet another route...;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Brockster on October 09, 2010, 11:00:50 PM
I made a few though not directly related to AWS.


Haha, those two were hilarious!  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on October 10, 2010, 03:56:55 AM
it going to happen sooner or later.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ban2 on October 10, 2010, 01:58:57 PM
getting better and better :D

is that a traffic warden in the last one? lol
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ICEcoldair881 on October 10, 2010, 02:04:00 PM
I was going to post the budget cuts one but clearly.... :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on October 10, 2010, 04:06:01 PM
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3432/demotnopic.jpg) (http://img233.imageshack.us/i/demotnopic.jpg/)

(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/4258/demottime.jpg) (http://img829.imageshack.us/i/demottime.jpg/)



Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on October 10, 2010, 07:35:52 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 11, 2010, 07:35:55 PM
This is for some people out there...

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Post by: Jona L. on October 11, 2010, 09:18:40 PM
I don't get out of laughing!!!! keep it rolling, guys!!!

Jona L.
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Post by: Frogiton on October 12, 2010, 01:52:19 AM
This is appropriate for MT3.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ucfknightryan on October 12, 2010, 02:42:59 AM
This is appropriate for MT3.

Heh, why not?  In my first full AWS game I used the BAe 146 as my main aircraft for domestic service out of DVX, I had over 100 of the funny little jets  ;D  Though I think the speed may have been adjusted downward between v1.1 and v1.2, making that seem slightly more crazy than it was at the time (not that it wasn't crazy at the time  :laugh:)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: raptorva on October 12, 2010, 03:45:43 AM
well in MT2 I used BAe-146's to expand until I had 40-odd of them flying from Kuala Lumpur. Only in the last game year have I finally retired the last of them
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Roper on October 14, 2010, 12:41:45 AM
This is for some people out there...



So true
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 14, 2010, 12:56:30 AM
So true

I had to go back and see which one you were talking about.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on October 14, 2010, 02:22:09 PM
Hehe, thinking about the F5 demotivator: 'Some people are just more successful on the new aircraft market.' - including myself.
 ;D

Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: greenoperative on October 19, 2010, 09:12:53 PM
IT TAKES HOW LONG TO C CHECK AND D CHECK  A380

and seriously only take 120mins turnaround  to get 800+ people on and off an airbus, refuel the big ass thing , clean the cattle car, get the baggage on and off

GG to that airline
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: 0zlw on November 09, 2010, 08:33:01 AM
So obviously were all to busy F5ing the used market than to make motivators right?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on November 09, 2010, 09:08:03 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MPuolitaival on November 09, 2010, 09:17:13 AM
How about this?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on November 09, 2010, 10:31:28 AM
If its not a Boeing im not going.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on November 09, 2010, 11:26:11 AM
If it's Boeing I'm not going....   
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GEnx on November 09, 2010, 03:06:31 PM
What in the name of all that's holy is wrong with Boeing and Airbus? If it's an Ilyushin or Tupolev, that's when I'm not going.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on November 09, 2010, 04:32:08 PM
What in the name of all that's holy is wrong with Boeing and Airbus? If it's an Ilyushin or Tupolev, that's when I'm not going.

 :'(

You hurt my feelings...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ICEcoldair881 on November 09, 2010, 08:04:15 PM
If it's Boeing I'm not going....   

*gives Maarten a high five*
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: raptorva on November 10, 2010, 01:20:40 AM
I fly the DC Jets! You know the sign  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on November 22, 2010, 05:24:02 PM
Sigh.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on November 22, 2010, 05:43:22 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Name_Omitted on November 22, 2010, 06:12:57 PM
What in the name of all that's holy is wrong with Boeing and Airbus? If it's an Ilyushin or Tupolev, that's when I'm not going.

To expensive.  On routes less than 800 or so knots, give me the cheap Russian tin!  It spends more time on the ground than burning fuel anyway, and those lease rates can not be beat.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on November 25, 2010, 09:26:31 PM
If it's Boeing I'm not going....   

For you airbus-lovers: >>> Fly by wire - say your prayer <<<
there we are, happy flying!
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Post by: alexgv1 on November 26, 2010, 12:01:07 AM
For you airbus-lovers: >>> Fly by wire - say your prayer <<<
there we are, happy flying!

I hope you don't fly the 777 or 787 then  :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ArcherII on November 26, 2010, 12:07:50 AM
I hope you don't fly the 777 or 787 then  :P

At least with B you have the power of CHOICE  ;D
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Post by: alexgv1 on November 26, 2010, 12:50:33 AM
At least with B you have the power of CHOICE  ;D

True but not in 20 years time. Then people who refuse to fly FBW will have to swim the Atlantic. It's the way forward military planes have been using it safely since 4th generation.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ArcherII on November 26, 2010, 01:45:18 AM
True but not in 20 years time. Then people who refuse to fly FBW will have to swim the Atlantic. It's the way forward military planes have been using it safely since 4th generation.

Obviously that's the way it's gonna be... But kudos for Boeing nevertheless, "I like yoke".
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Post by: alexgv1 on November 26, 2010, 01:52:06 PM
Obviously that's the way it's gonna be... But kudos for Boeing nevertheless, "I like yoke".

I think I'd prefer flying with a yoke in front of me but I'm still deciding whether I'd trade it in for a table to eat my dinner off  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on November 26, 2010, 02:07:54 PM
Airbus "dinner table" = epic win!
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Post by: Jona L. on November 26, 2010, 07:02:14 PM
I hope you don't fly the 777 or 787 then  :P

I never like the 787 ( I know, that there are many people here wanting to flame me for that)...
and I am surprised, that 777 already has this... thought it was a too old system (B772 was thrown to the market 1993)
anyways... yet B777 has significantly less crashes/hull losses than A320-family!

Jona L.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on November 26, 2010, 07:04:09 PM
Airbus "dinner table" = epic win!

What the heck shall that mean?!
btw. don't you fly the A320 for an airline we don't want to name (due to marketing reasons)?!

Jona L.
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Post by: mtnlion on November 26, 2010, 10:07:47 PM
What the heck shall that mean?!
http://www.airliners.net/photo/Windjet/Airbus-A320-232/1615729/M/  (http://www.airliners.net/photo/Windjet/Airbus-A320-232/1615729/M/)  ;)

B737 doesn't have those tables for pilots.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on November 29, 2010, 05:01:41 PM
http://www.airliners.net/photo/Windjet/Airbus-A320-232/1615729/M/  (http://www.airliners.net/photo/Windjet/Airbus-A320-232/1615729/M/)  ;)

B737 doesn't have those tables for pilots.


Thanks :)

That is really nice ;D though I think, that pilots should rather fly, than eat :P ( I know those guys are also just humans and need to eat ;) )

Jona L.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: raptorva on November 30, 2010, 02:09:55 AM
The Airbus is a French airliner predominantly, hence why those tables are necessary. You gotta have somewhere to eat those dishes.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on December 03, 2010, 03:10:11 PM
Who would want to eat snails and frogs... only the Frogs do...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on December 03, 2010, 07:11:31 PM
almost a whole page of posts without one demotivator.  I am saddened by this.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: LOT767 on December 04, 2010, 04:08:15 AM
almost a whole page of posts without one demotivator.  I am saddened by this.

+1
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on December 04, 2010, 05:08:31 AM
let it live on!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on December 06, 2010, 11:57:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elD38pJX7iE . This will help for people who don't understand.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sandager on December 07, 2010, 04:01:53 AM
I never like the 787 ( I know, that there are many people here wanting to flame me for that)...
and I am surprised, that 777 already has this... thought it was a too old system (B772 was thrown to the market 1993)
anyways... yet B777 has significantly less crashes/hull losses than A320-family!


Can't even compare the two aircrafts. The A320 has been in service quite a lot longer than the B777. More A320's are flying around compared to B777. As Take off and landings ( including approach) are the critical phases of flights it just makes your statement even more ridiculous. Obviously a short haul aircraft will have spent more time in these phases compared to a long haul aircraft.
 they are both very good aircrafts. There is a reason for the A320 being the most successful narrowbody aircraft in the world. Outselling any other aircraft, compared to how long it has been on the market. There is a reason the B777 was selling so well and the airliners appear to love the aircraft.
 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on December 07, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
almost a whole page of posts without one demotivator.  I am saddened by this.

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Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on December 07, 2010, 12:32:15 PM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on December 08, 2010, 01:22:11 AM
Dave, that last one made me laugh pretty hard.  Thanks to you for picking up the mantle.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on December 08, 2010, 01:27:56 AM
some just for sami
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on December 08, 2010, 02:27:00 AM
just how much i admire you and all of your work,,,lol
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GDK on December 08, 2010, 03:11:33 AM
I really like all the new entries into this thread today. They enlighten my day. Thank you guys for all the great work! :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: raptorva on December 08, 2010, 03:35:36 AM
Here are some more.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: tman558 on December 08, 2010, 05:15:17 AM
Lufthansa
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Post by: tman558 on December 08, 2010, 05:29:24 AM
Worked this flight myself.... Russian pilots = crazy. 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GDK on December 08, 2010, 06:16:06 AM
Hope you guys like it :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on December 08, 2010, 09:31:46 AM
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Post by: mtnlion on December 08, 2010, 02:22:44 PM
 Virgin Galactic
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Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on December 08, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
Virgin Galactic

The question is, how will sami determine pax demad between Earth and the Moon? City based?

 ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on December 08, 2010, 02:57:00 PM
(I was a bit bored..)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: zorbon on December 08, 2010, 03:46:10 PM
i was bored too
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GDK on December 09, 2010, 08:11:53 AM
2 more
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Post by: Frogiton on December 09, 2010, 11:04:38 PM
It's AMAZING!!
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Post by: Jps on December 09, 2010, 11:56:30 PM
It's AMAZING!!
Haha, I was just listening to The Miracle by Queen when I saw this  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on December 10, 2010, 12:54:36 AM
Whoops, I spelt miracle wrong
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GDK on December 10, 2010, 07:59:03 AM
Whoops, I spelt miracle wrong

Nobody cares :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ACDennison on December 11, 2010, 01:00:03 AM
My turn... new player, but hopefully a well-established sense of humour :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on December 11, 2010, 01:53:21 AM
Hahaha, pretty good and welcome!
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Post by: Jps on December 11, 2010, 09:23:09 AM
The two latter were awesome!  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on December 13, 2010, 03:42:46 AM
Happened to me today BWI-ATL, after than we were delayed for 3 hours for traffic conditions.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: zorbon on December 13, 2010, 05:27:31 AM
Happened to me today BWI-ATL, after than we were delayed for 3 hours for traffic conditions.


you should of flown airtran...

tickets would of been cheaper, and they don't need no stinking light bulbs...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on December 13, 2010, 02:07:22 PM
Uh....that is Airtran? Lol
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: zorbon on December 13, 2010, 04:07:55 PM
Uh....that is Airtran? Lol

Is it? I don't remember red in their livery...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: jordanD on December 13, 2010, 05:30:13 PM
Sure is.
http://jetphotos.net/viewphoto.php?id=6990863&nseq=8
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Post by: Filippo on January 01, 2011, 01:19:03 PM
found this one  :laugh:

http://www.phombo.com/funny-pictures/jacana-demotivational-posters/820881/full/
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Post by: Frogiton on January 01, 2011, 09:52:24 PM
found this one  :laugh:

http://www.phombo.com/funny-pictures/jacana-demotivational-posters/820881/full/

That's a good one,  ;D. Don't know what airline the first one was but still funny.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Filippo on January 01, 2011, 10:23:12 PM
i think the first one is just a sabena aircraft (see the little "s" on the engines) with a paintjob on the tail
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on January 04, 2011, 05:01:18 AM
Nothin' but Yaks

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on January 04, 2011, 05:11:54 AM
You know what they say about 'idle hands'.....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on January 04, 2011, 05:59:09 AM
On a roll....
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Post by: LostInBKK on January 04, 2011, 12:26:08 PM
Brilliant ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Filippo on January 04, 2011, 12:50:21 PM
love the last one  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TranceAvia on January 08, 2011, 03:44:19 PM
heres my first attempt: 


(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9254/airwaydemov1soar.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on January 08, 2011, 04:33:33 PM
Good one soarin. For anyone who wants to make a legit demotiator poster use this: http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: LOT767 on January 15, 2011, 01:00:44 AM
Ok, it's my first one. So go easy on me! :)

(http://i55.tinypic.com/xg0mv.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: LOT767 on January 15, 2011, 01:04:51 AM
Couldn't stop at just one.....

(http://i51.tinypic.com/24mdykz.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GDK on January 15, 2011, 04:48:36 PM
Couldn't stop at just one.....

(http://i51.tinypic.com/24mdykz.jpg)

Not anymore when A320 is available.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Filippo on January 15, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
my first one
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Filippo on January 15, 2011, 06:23:54 PM
another one
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on January 16, 2011, 03:51:02 AM
I like how there is a Southwest Airlines 737 taking off.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Frogiton on January 16, 2011, 03:54:03 AM
Only makes sense if you know about the "In Soviet Russia" reversals.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on January 16, 2011, 09:22:10 AM
 ;D

That is just pure genius sir. Well done.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: bleedfax18 on January 16, 2011, 01:56:52 PM
My first try
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on January 18, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
This is how I spend the five minutes maintenance brake :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on January 18, 2011, 04:41:26 PM
Hahah ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: type45 on January 18, 2011, 10:10:30 PM
My first demotivator :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: lunchbox on January 19, 2011, 04:53:14 AM
Hey look, Its ATL at rush hour lol :laugh:

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on January 19, 2011, 12:03:12 PM
Only makes sense if you know about the "In Soviet Russia" reversals.

Here's some CCTV on that case: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e5_1295172535
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYB2WjhUVeU
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: type45 on January 19, 2011, 01:38:18 PM
actually it's Kai Tak (Old HKG), however I agree ATL should be more or less the same but in a much bigger scale :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: lunchbox on January 20, 2011, 02:02:17 AM
Gotta love the old Kai Tak  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on January 20, 2011, 02:03:17 AM
Im not feeling fly like a
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on January 25, 2011, 11:01:34 PM
I'd link this to the other post, but I foresee it being removed shortly....

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: iFlysimX on January 25, 2011, 11:10:21 PM
I'd link this to the other post, but I foresee it being removed shortly....



Looool Thank You!!!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on January 25, 2011, 11:35:12 PM
I'd link this to the other post, but I foresee it being removed shortly....
The award winning AWS-demotivator :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: RushmoreAir on January 26, 2011, 05:59:53 AM
My first tries - Yippee!

For those that don't get #2, please check tonight's aviation news.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on February 11, 2011, 01:51:01 AM
I need your password
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on February 11, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
HA HA nice one... really :D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on February 12, 2011, 12:37:58 AM
I'd link this to the other post, but I foresee it being removed shortly....

Someones airline is about to me removed  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on February 12, 2011, 01:53:52 AM
Someones airline is about to me removed  ;D ;D

I am so out of the loop here.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators: Because black posters are cool!
Post by: ACDennison on February 12, 2011, 02:49:01 AM
A humourous take on a serious question I'm wrestling with... see this thread for details and if you can help!
http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,28322.msg145286.html#msg145286
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on February 15, 2011, 01:57:16 PM
Now on our favourite smart-phone without flash as well.... check it out.

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1978/appx.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/appx.jpg/)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on February 16, 2011, 04:43:03 AM
I found one of these while looking for the other. ;D

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on February 16, 2011, 05:13:31 AM
Another "Soviet Reversal"

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on February 16, 2011, 05:14:20 AM
Not one of my best efforts..... :-\
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on February 16, 2011, 05:15:29 AM
And now
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Pike on February 18, 2011, 12:05:10 AM
Thought I should post this here as well...

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/sigep690/fail-poster-3c2kjvpwh5-SOVIET-AIRCRAFTS.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ACDennison on February 18, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
Watching movies, browsing forums and browsing used fleet... leads to surreal humour!  ::)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on February 28, 2011, 06:41:28 PM
Random one.... (and hopefully a revive?)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MattDell on February 28, 2011, 11:35:10 PM
Now on our favourite smart-phone without flash as well.... check it out.

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1978/appx.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/appx.jpg/)

Was this taken down?  I just searched for it and nothing came up. :(

Maybe it's not available in the US store?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on February 28, 2011, 11:37:34 PM
Was this taken down?  I just searched for it and nothing came up. :(

Maybe it's not available in the US store?

I'm sorry Mr. Otto wasted your time... it was a spoof.

There is no AWS app (never was), and most likely will not be.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MattDell on March 01, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
I'm sorry Mr. Otto wasted your time... it was a spoof.

There is no AWS app (never was), and most likely will not be.

:(

Is Sami against the idea?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on March 01, 2011, 12:12:55 AM
:(

Is Sami against the idea?

I don't think he has anything personal against Apple or their users.

But it is so expensive to develop a standalone app as it is.

There has already been some discussion on the forums, probably the feature request ones.

Have you tried using it on Safari? It works good enough, except the fiddly buttons!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on March 01, 2011, 12:32:54 AM
:(

Is Sami against the idea?

I think the vast majority of users would be against it too.

The bottom line is that the time it would take to develop an iPhone app would be time subtracted from development of web based app.  There are only so much in programming resources available...

If you look into the Features Request subject, you will see long list of features that the users would like to have in future versions.  Given a choice between year+ detour developing for iPhone and enhancing existing web app, most users would opt for keeping AWS a web app.  Developing the whole new app for iPhone, thand doing double work on 2 different versions is just not economical.

Also, the iPhone/iPad market is tiny.  Android already surpassed it, and there is also a new Windows Mobile platform....  So there is a lot of fragmentation.  And all these devices can already use AWS using their built in browser.  I have used AWS on iPhone using the Safari browser.  It is acceptable for a quick look, a few adjustments...  But AWS really needs a fullsize screen for a good end user experience...  A custom app would not really help that much...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on March 01, 2011, 12:44:05 AM
Would sami develop the app himself?

Surely an outside contractor would be drafted in, as has been currently done for the new UI.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: murloc787 on March 01, 2011, 12:52:32 AM
Then you need to develop an android app, blackberry app, windows phone app etc, I think a mobile version of the site is a much better idea. The current mobile version of the site is only really useful on a device the size of an iPad though, a smaller version could be more useful on phones. Also the route demand graphs do not have a "javascript fallback" right now which would make the mobile site pretty much feature complete.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on March 01, 2011, 12:54:32 AM
No, there is no sense in making a dedicated app just because it's fashionable these days for every possible thing even when the same thing can be done (better?) with the regular browser.. And some other reasons, posted before:

http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,27739.msg142619.html#msg142619

But in my mind it all comes down to basically the fact that AWS is not a simple gamey click-game but the interface is more complicated; and making it work properly in a same manner like other small apps is difficult if not impossible. Only thing what could work is some light version but that's again a bit of a waste then. (Converting some facebook type game into phones would be different thing; and majority of apps are just of that 'very simple' level..)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on March 01, 2011, 12:55:28 AM
No, and there simply is no sense in making a dedicated app just because it's fashionable these days for every possible thing even when the same thing can be done (better?) with the regular browser..

http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,27739.msg142619.html#msg142619

You have enough time to make your own app.  Don't keep filling our heads with this 1.3 nonsense.  We want APPS!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MattDell on March 01, 2011, 12:56:22 AM
Nevermind......  :(
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on March 01, 2011, 01:03:50 AM
Would sami develop the app himself?

Surely an outside contractor would be drafted in, as has been currently done for the new UI.

I would not take the financial risk to do it.  Even supervising such development would take Sami's time away from web app development.  I don't think the financial reward is there for a project like this to even break even.

And then, if there was such an app, any UI changes would need 2x work.  Implementing and testing it on 2 different platforms.

And even Sami decided to write a platform specific version, iPhone would certainly not be a #1 choice.  My guess is that 90% plus of users are on a Windows PC.  Android would be a very, very distant 2nd, iPhone 3rd if not lower...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on March 01, 2011, 04:27:29 AM
Long story short;

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Kazari on March 01, 2011, 02:48:53 PM
+1 Pascaly
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on March 02, 2011, 06:13:13 PM
I don't think the financial reward is there for a project like this to even break even.

Yeah that's another point it would unlikely be a free app, so who would even buy it. I wouldn't I'm too tight  :-\
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on March 04, 2011, 07:33:58 PM
Long story short;



+1 Pascaly

Neither nor.... app is pointless, as you would need internet for the app as well, and with internet you can access the site so --> UNNECESSARY
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ACDennison on March 04, 2011, 11:32:32 PM
In a last ditch attempt to segway this thread back to its original purpose...

Can we get back to some demotivators now!?  ::)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on March 05, 2011, 12:11:26 AM
Recent developments at AWS:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on March 05, 2011, 12:12:52 AM
Recent developments at AWS:

Hahaha! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on March 05, 2011, 12:17:19 AM
And from the same thread...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sigma on March 05, 2011, 12:18:18 AM
Oh.  My.  f***ing.  God.

That LHR one is flipping hilarious.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: BobTheCactus on March 05, 2011, 12:35:31 AM
The TSA has taken away human rights at all airports, including LHR.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: THI on March 05, 2011, 12:39:18 AM
THAT IS SOOOOOO AMAZING.
dont remember when i have had that fun the last time
Recent developments at AWS:

thanks god that some people really understood what it was: fun fun fun.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on March 05, 2011, 12:45:59 AM
THAT IS SOOOOOO AMAZING.
dont remember when i have had that fun the last time
;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on March 05, 2011, 12:52:45 AM
Let's not pollute all the threads with what's going on...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: THI on March 05, 2011, 12:53:01 AM
i love you for that.
by the way: alex is really sad that he is not in the rebellion picture  :'(

but honestly.
wasn't it a great afternoon ?
6 pages within several minutes.

and just because a thread was deleted.....

i was writing a great comment on the german board of the intelligence agency on facebook.
amnesty sucks, why: in a press release they have said, that it is not human, that a prisoner is
alone in his cell 23 hours. that is ridicolous that they are complaining it because here in germany it is absolutely normal when you are arrested while the police investigates.
was a comment to the case of mannig in the usa.....

finally it is not lawful just to delete opinions from a public forum. the argumentation, that this here is not public does not count, because everybody can register and the TOU/TOC are not over the state law. i have read it 5 minutes before. and because of that fact i have to get in a fight with some kids ?

no thanks.

the most redicolous was, that i have deleted my own statements and that kids were complaining than that......
it really became a great friday afternoon. better, than every movie...

edit: while i was writing this, my friend swiftus, which i almost hate that much like sigma wrote a (senseless, like always) comment. so. "i love you for that" is for TK1244  :P

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on March 05, 2011, 01:08:27 AM
Let's not pollute all the threads with what's going on...
Lets not forget that YOU were the one who started the AWS Demotivator Challenge about Soviet/Russian aircraft after the discussion involving you and me ;)

i love you for that.
by the way: alex is really sad that he is not in the rebellion picture  :'(
Thanks for liking it, but how could I forget alex?! I've edited the demotivator and included Alex ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: THI on March 05, 2011, 01:09:35 AM
i love you now more @TK1244  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on March 05, 2011, 09:02:37 AM
Thanks guys for those demotivators....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [ATA] - lilius on March 05, 2011, 09:07:58 AM
The revolt demotivator is priceless  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on March 05, 2011, 12:03:40 PM
i love you now more @TK1244  ;D
Thanks guys for those demotivators....
The revolt demotivator is priceless  :laugh:
Thank you all for liking it :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on March 05, 2011, 12:31:59 PM
Let's not pollute all the threads with what's going on...

Oh wow...
Title: I'M BACK!
Post by: alexgv1 on March 13, 2011, 11:05:03 PM
Made with the permission of Jona and myself
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on March 17, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
Made with the permission of Jona and myself

:P

Well, this picture will forever keep me in mind what to say / not say..... LOL
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on March 17, 2011, 09:01:10 PM
Yes I will keep my "beef" in game from now on, and leave it from the forums.

So those who have spoken against me openly, beware:

South Where Airlines may be coming to an airport near you with an army of F27s...  :o
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: BobTheCactus on March 17, 2011, 10:27:09 PM
Yes I will keep my "beef" in game from now on, and leave it from the forums.

So those who have spoken against me openly, beware:

South Where Airlines may be coming to an airport near you with an army of F27s...  :o

:O

that's targeting, you could get fined pretty heftily.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on March 17, 2011, 10:56:52 PM
:O

that's targeting, you could get fined pretty heftily.

I was wondering how long it would take for somebody not to understand my saying it in jest.

IF I was to attack somebody I would do it all above board, so I could not be banned. And just follow them to their airport every time they BK.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [ATA] - lilius on March 19, 2011, 02:25:56 PM
Best served one by one, CRJ100 is so classic now thanks to this. It should crown every fleet Ill ever make in this game.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on April 09, 2011, 12:11:05 AM
my fanboy is showing
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 09, 2011, 12:32:57 AM
I was dragged into this...  Oh no...
Title: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: SuperVC10 on April 09, 2011, 11:29:22 AM
Cross post from the Jet Age forum:

(http://Ekranoplan.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on April 10, 2011, 02:44:49 AM
http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,29956.0.html (http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,29956.0.html)

Consider yourself demotivated
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on April 19, 2011, 01:30:37 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jps on May 04, 2011, 03:38:21 PM
Don't know who the credit belongs (in addition to the picture-sites KuvatOn and Riemurasia.net), but this should happen everywhere  8)
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/speed_trap.jpg
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on May 04, 2011, 05:35:59 PM
Don't know who the credit belongs (in addition to the picture-sites KuvatOn and Riemurasia.net), but this should happen everywhere  8)
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/speed_trap.jpg

Mate, I fell off my chair laughing me dead ;D ROFL
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on May 05, 2011, 06:56:07 AM
Now Sami knows where his tax money is going to....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 05, 2011, 12:30:09 PM
Now Sami knows where his tax money is going to....

You guys use freaking TANKS?

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on May 05, 2011, 01:47:42 PM
You guys use freaking TANKS?
Yeah, those are so called "high-speed police tanks" or just HSPT. They can drive as fast as 110km/h, but they are only used in the winter time.  :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 05, 2011, 03:38:28 PM
I may travel there in the winter and speed on purpose.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on May 05, 2011, 03:42:08 PM
I want to join the Finnish Army now... 8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on May 05, 2011, 04:01:17 PM
I want to join the Finnish Army now... 8)

I will have to do it in July. We still have mandatory military service here in Finland.  :P

Good bye Airwaysim, Hello real life Counter Strike.  ;D (not quite)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jps on May 05, 2011, 04:31:52 PM
I will have to do it in July. We still have mandatory military service here in Finland.  :P

Good bye Airwaysim, Hello real life Counter Strike.  ;D (not quite)

Haha, good luck to you then!
For me it meant a 1- year mandatory break from AWS few months after AWS release, but was well worth it  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on May 05, 2011, 04:35:11 PM
I will have to do it in July. We still have mandatory military service here in Finland.  :P

Good bye Airwaysim, Hello real life Counter Strike.  ;D (not quite)

That's great. I wish we had that in The Netherlands! We used to, but it has been abolished.

How old are you?

Oh... the profile says 20, never mind. ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 05, 2011, 04:41:29 PM
Honestly I don't think findland needs a military at all...  just tell the gun toting americans that the scandinavian blondes are in trouble and you will have two carrier battle groups off shore within days
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on May 06, 2011, 09:03:53 AM
Which is exactly why all European countries DO need an army....

Sorry Swiftus, but the USA is very unpopular here in Europe.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Ilyushin on May 06, 2011, 09:06:15 AM
Which is exactly why all European countries DO need an army....

Sorry Swiftus, but the USA is very unpopular here in Europe.

Yup, we like Russia more. ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EYguy on May 06, 2011, 09:23:48 AM
Honestly I don't think findland needs a military at all...  just tell the gun toting americans that the scandinavian blondes are in trouble and you will have two carrier battle groups off shore within days

Italy would be enough, trust me... We could help Scandinavia increase its population, thus its self defence capability after a one month friendly stay in the region! ;) We can leave americans in the USA, they've already been to Europe 60 yrs ago, no need for a comeback! :)

Edo
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on May 06, 2011, 09:26:24 AM
Italy...


That's the only country in Europe where a lunatic dictator is in power... and no one seems to care about it...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 06, 2011, 09:34:08 AM
Italy...


That's the only country in Europe where a lunatic dictator is in power... and no one seems to care about it...

Because his antics are absolutely hilarious!

You want a cabinet position, jump in bed!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 06, 2011, 09:48:34 AM
Honestly I don't think findland needs a military at all...  just tell the gun toting americans that the scandinavian blondes are in trouble and you will have two carrier battle groups off shore within days

And then maybe someone can tell the American's they are not policing the world...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EYguy on May 06, 2011, 10:20:14 AM
Well, I can tell you that the alternative to Berlusconi are much worse than Berlusconi itself! :) Btw, I do not want to start a political discussion, but just make some "good ol' jokes" about scandinavian girls (because everyone has heard about the scandinavian beauties!): on a more personal note, I dated a finnish girl here and she was the smartest and one of the most beautiful girl I've ever dated! :)
The only problem of my solution about the self defence plan I proposed, is that it will take 18 yrs to start working since insemin... Ehm, inception, sorry! ;)

Edo

PS: 1/4 of my family is american... And the only thing I do not like about the US is that they behave as the "world's police", but sometimes forget to bust some of the bad fellas. Anyway, I still consider crazy giving Obama the Nobel Prize for Peace and then he had Osama whacked by the Navy Seals! ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on May 07, 2011, 08:56:24 AM
PS: 1/4 of my family is american... And the only thing I do not like about the US is that they behave as the "world's police", but sometimes forget to bust some of the bad fellas. Anyway, I still consider crazy giving Obama the Nobel Prize for Peace and then he had Osama whacked by the Navy Seals! ;)

Of course, Nobel Peace Prize is a complete joke.  Think about it, the most famous terrorist of 20th century and an andvocate of use of violence is awarded the prize (Arafat) and the most famous advocate of peaceful resistance and non-violence (Gandhi) never receives the prize...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Bolier Dweller on May 11, 2011, 11:11:37 PM
this apples to.....well you know who you are.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 12, 2011, 01:25:58 AM
It should be, perhaps that is where the problem lies????? 

Sorry, after Arnold and Maria Schriver decided to call it quits, my whole week had just been shot. 

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on May 12, 2011, 01:53:20 AM
Why? Are you Arnold or Maria? hrhr!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on May 12, 2011, 06:08:40 AM
If life is anything like True Lies, I'm sure they'll work it out  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: RushmoreAir on May 21, 2011, 04:42:13 AM
Not exactly a demotivator, but I can just imagine Sami like this:

http://satwcomic.com/computer-technician
 :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: LemonButt on May 21, 2011, 05:20:54 AM
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Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Pilot Oatmeal on May 21, 2011, 08:01:13 AM
(http://)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Pilot Oatmeal on May 21, 2011, 08:01:46 AM
^Thats me (very chubby) at about I don't know maybe seven lol^
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Pilot Oatmeal on May 21, 2011, 08:06:13 AM
(http://)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 21, 2011, 08:12:46 AM
I'm sure someone could make this into an AWS demotivator.

(http://satwcomic.com/art/sports-in-finland.jpg)

From stawcomic.com (http://stawcomic.com)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EYguy on May 21, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
Same sport in Italy... And we carried it over to Australia: keep doign the same thing with Swedish girls around here! :-D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MRFREAK on May 21, 2011, 09:49:52 AM
Not exactly a demotivator, but I can just imagine Sami like this:

http://satwcomic.com/computer-technician
 :laugh: :laugh:



The "Scandinavia And The World" comics are absolutely hillarious! :D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MRFREAK on May 21, 2011, 09:53:16 AM
Speaking of Italy!

http://satwcomic.com/your-time-is-up (http://satwcomic.com/your-time-is-up)

 ;D

And USA owns Europe!   :(
http://satwcomic.com/king-europe (http://satwcomic.com/king-europe)

And i don't like going into a sauna with sami another time... That was just dreadful!  :'(
http://satwcomic.com/sauna-time (http://satwcomic.com/sauna-time)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 21, 2011, 01:00:29 PM
While we are laughing at the Finnish...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 22, 2011, 05:22:59 PM

And USA owns Europe!   :(
http://satwcomic.com/king-europe (http://satwcomic.com/king-europe)



That's the spot, Norway... right there.... ahhhhh.....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TFC1 on May 25, 2011, 06:48:52 AM
Don't know who the credit belongs (in addition to the picture-sites KuvatOn and Riemurasia.net), but this should happen everywhere  8)
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/speed_trap.jpg

Nice pic, not in Finland. The tank is a Norwegian Leopard 2 on an exercise in Northern Norway, the speed camera is a type I'm all too familiar with.... 8)

Oh yes, get this. My peace loving Norway is dropping more bombs than any other nation on Libya compared to the number of aircraft deployed. In addition, our special forces have a very lethal and effective reputation in Afghanistan. Just ask the Taliban..... :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: RisteMakedonski on May 27, 2011, 01:26:15 AM
Lmao at Sami being in Lordi  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [ATA] - lilius on June 11, 2011, 02:31:49 PM
My first demotivator
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: tman558 on June 11, 2011, 04:43:48 PM
Here are some
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: tman558 on June 11, 2011, 05:13:07 PM
couldn't resist due to all the US vs Euro stuff on the tread lol
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on June 11, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
Well, if you want to play that game...  8)

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on June 11, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
pls. keep it on topic ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: MRFREAK on June 12, 2011, 01:51:14 PM
pls. keep it on topic ;)

+1!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 12, 2011, 05:55:55 PM
pls. keep it on topic ;)

No ruining this thread!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on June 12, 2011, 06:56:43 PM
I'm sorry, stuff like that just annoys me very quickly.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: greenoperative on June 17, 2011, 11:56:12 AM
nuts i am scared when i see the alitalia logo  :o
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on June 20, 2011, 09:05:21 AM
Anybody at Le Bourget providing us with a demotivator for Airbus' grounded aircrafts? Thx.

Cheers,
Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on June 20, 2011, 12:09:13 PM
There's no demotivator that could impress this completely fail of this completely failing manufacturer in any way.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on June 20, 2011, 12:50:51 PM
To follow  :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on June 20, 2011, 01:10:18 PM
Ok, maybe a bit unfair.

The F-35 is already in service while the A400 is a nightmare for Airbus, national congresses and the military.

And yeah, they are comperable as A380 and B747-8.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on June 20, 2011, 01:52:05 PM
pls. keep it on topic ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on June 20, 2011, 02:21:57 PM
And yeah, they are comperable as A380 and B747-8.

Really? The A380 and B747-8 are the big two's new widebodies. The F35 is going to be bought in massive numbers by the USAF even if it was made out of cheese and powered by baby seals, the A400M is going to be bought by smaller air forces in smaller numbers and is in a competitive market.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on June 20, 2011, 02:22:38 PM
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GEnx on June 20, 2011, 02:25:52 PM
Really? The A380 and B747-8 are the big two's new widebodies. The F35 is going to be bought in massive numbers by the USAF even if it was made out of cheese and powered by baby seals, the A400M is going to be bought by smaller air forces in smaller numbers and is in a competitive market.

They're also utilized for completely different purposes, which makes them pretty much incomparable.. It's like saying BMW is a total failure because bicycles have much higher sale figures. :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on June 20, 2011, 02:31:28 PM
They're also utilized for completely different purposes, which makes them pretty much incomparable.. It's like saying BMW is a total failure because bicycles have much higher sale figures. :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on June 20, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
They're also utilized for completely different purposes, which makes them pretty much incomparable.. It's like saying BMW is a total failure because bicycles have much higher sale figures. :P

Which pair is that?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: GEnx on June 20, 2011, 02:53:52 PM
@Curse :laugh: Nice one

@Dave A400 and F35.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on June 21, 2011, 04:32:41 PM
Back to normal service. From the 1.3 announcement thread...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: BobTheCactus on June 21, 2011, 04:47:49 PM
Back to normal service. From the 1.3 announcement thread...


Note how he joined SkyConnect™, the Elite alliance of AWS.

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on June 23, 2011, 12:39:24 PM
Note how he joined SkyConnect™, the Elite alliance of AWS.
I am just saying that for the sake of not getting banned [again] or offending you, as I have no problems with you, I will not comment on that one.....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ICEcoldair881 on June 23, 2011, 07:08:56 PM
*points to the name of the alliance on the info page*

oh yes, definitely looks like "SkyConnect".. :P

-ICEcold
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on July 13, 2011, 01:14:30 AM
So ashamed this is on page 2
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on July 13, 2011, 01:48:42 AM
Nice one!
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Post by: ICEcoldair881 on August 17, 2011, 07:59:15 AM
thought this was needed...

Cheers,
ICEcold
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Post by: L1011fan on August 17, 2011, 08:58:57 PM
These are great!!! Laughed my rear off!!! :laugh:
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Post by: swiftus27 on August 17, 2011, 09:11:31 PM
From the minds of minolta:

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Post by: swiftus27 on August 17, 2011, 09:12:34 PM
I made this one about a week ago...

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Post by: Jona L. on August 18, 2011, 04:29:57 PM
From the minds of minolta:

- Full Widebodies -

Yeah... thanks to those "Cry threads" where people want to have their regio airlines on cost of normal airlines.... let them have their DHC-6 airlines but öet us exist besides, and don't make this a game for F27 fliers!!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on August 19, 2011, 06:28:42 PM
I made this one about a week ago...



LOL, he couldn't resist... I was about to bet on it...!
Cheers,
Denis
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Post by: carloscarlos on August 24, 2011, 09:06:43 PM
I made this one about a week ago...



bloody hell...looks just like my daughter....where did u manage to get suck a pic!?? hehe
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Post by: Bolier Dweller on October 14, 2011, 05:11:50 AM
ba ha
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Post by: Bolier Dweller on October 16, 2011, 09:41:15 PM
BA ha ha
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Post by: Bolier Dweller on October 16, 2011, 09:42:40 PM
ba ha h ha again
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Post by: vitongwangki on October 17, 2011, 02:23:23 AM
From the minds of minolta:


I think my airline is mystery. 8)
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Post by: [ATA] - lilius on October 17, 2011, 02:47:12 PM
 :laugh: 7 day scheds
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Post by: alexgv1 on October 17, 2011, 03:03:50 PM
:laugh: 7 day scheds

Only the pros can do them on 5 aircraft  8)
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Post by: T8KE0FF on October 18, 2011, 05:51:37 PM
ba ha h ha again

Hahaha, that's brilliant! :laugh:
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Post by: Jona L. on November 01, 2011, 01:21:07 PM
7-day scheduling FTW!!!
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Post by: NicholasB on December 02, 2011, 07:01:49 AM
35 minute games days kill it for me. Takes months to get into a new game from the start if you wait and want a fighting chance to win it, and then you have to commit months to play the game. Sami, I really wish you would make the game days 25 minutes again. this is my biggest gripe.

Nick
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Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on December 10, 2011, 12:56:50 PM
(http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11853/12138113.jpg)
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Post by: LOT767 on December 13, 2011, 03:16:48 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/9kw6xz.jpg)

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Post by: AUpilot77 on December 13, 2011, 05:33:19 AM
HAHAHA ^^ THAT made my day  :laugh:
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Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on December 13, 2011, 10:04:33 AM
Haha, brilliant.
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Post by: Troxartas86 on December 14, 2011, 02:11:41 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/UsedPlane.jpg)

Thought I'd try and throw my hat into the ring.
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Post by: robmck on December 19, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
Competitors putting a B757 on a route that only has 30 people a day !
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Post by: Troxartas86 on December 21, 2011, 02:45:40 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/Aerocar.jpg)

And another.
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Post by: LemonButt on December 21, 2011, 03:06:10 AM
MT6
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Post by: LemonButt on December 23, 2011, 03:12:47 PM
Frequency...I know I misspelled it's...
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Post by: ZombieSlayer on December 25, 2011, 03:17:49 PM
My first demotivator...go easy on me! Merry Christmas, Everyone  :laugh:
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Post by: TranceAvia on December 26, 2011, 03:00:20 AM
These are getting very good!
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Post by: Troxartas86 on December 27, 2011, 07:57:10 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/FreeSlot.jpg)

I actually snapped this photo in TPA recently with this in mind. This is an unused checkin counter to the left of Spirit Airlines, not sure who used to have it.
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Post by: Monk Xion on December 27, 2011, 06:40:27 PM
I made this one about a week ago...



hmmmmm speaks well to certain people  ::)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on December 27, 2011, 07:23:03 PM
hmmmmm speaks well to certain people  ::)

speaking of....
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Post by: swiftus27 on January 06, 2012, 02:39:48 AM
Sorry, I have had nothing to demote lately and who needs another slots/used market boo hoo demotivator anyway?

Some of you will get this:

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Post by: ArcherII on January 06, 2012, 04:50:05 PM
Ohh Legos!  :'(
Time has gone rapidly...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on January 20, 2012, 02:14:42 AM
I did NOT make these.  I just needed something to laugh at and these darn near made me cry.
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Post by: TK airlines on January 20, 2012, 11:31:23 AM
I did NOT make these.  I just needed something to laugh at and these darn near made me cry.
The second one reminds me this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZxC0qVHio
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Post by: z3rostr1fe on January 20, 2012, 01:31:57 PM
I did one! Although I think it's lame. lol.
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Post by: swiftus27 on January 20, 2012, 02:15:14 PM
With that picture.... id had said "looks like im going to be late to manila for christmas"
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Post by: z3rostr1fe on January 20, 2012, 02:37:26 PM
With that picture.... id had said "looks like im going to be late to manila for christmas"

I might've not thought of that because the duration of the flight for that was just about an hour, and it was also in the afternoon. I think I might try with other resources that are not mine, as it might produce better results. lol.
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Post by: z3rostr1fe on January 23, 2012, 05:56:48 PM
Hmm... Yea...
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Post by: alexgv1 on January 23, 2012, 06:21:32 PM
Hmm... Yea...

Hahaha yes! Love that one  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on January 26, 2012, 01:25:42 PM
Hmm... Yea...

I thought that Sami banned all DBZ references!?  Great one!
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Post by: sergio on February 19, 2012, 06:07:19 PM
Not actually a demotivator:

This is the model of AWS Server after restart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVkNNV6PORw
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Colsie123 on February 25, 2012, 12:53:09 AM
I am very glad I dedicated the 15 minutes to browse this thread had me in stitches at some points with the demotivators. Shame I don't get a lot of the inside jokes (yet).
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on February 25, 2012, 01:24:41 AM
I/we appreciate the fact that we still make some laugh

Some of those are related to old issues that have since been resolved.  Others relate to everyday ggaming.

Keeping this place a fun community is most important.  So feel free to please add to this.

I am so happy this made it to 21 pages thus far
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Post by: alexgv1 on February 25, 2012, 02:35:26 AM
I am so happy this made it to 21 pages thus far

The best Jona and I ever managed was a 6 page job so you have done well. I only mention this because it is nearly the year anniversary and I ask everyone to reflect as this is a special time in my heart.

I really enjoy this thread please swiftus make more and also I'd like to see some new entrants.
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Post by: [ATA] - lilius on February 25, 2012, 02:58:34 AM
The best Jona and I ever managed was a 6 page job so you have done well. I only mention this because it is nearly the year anniversary and I ask everyone to reflect as this is a special time in my heart.

I really enjoy this thread please swiftus make more and also I'd like to see some new entrants.

 :laugh: great memories!
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Post by: Jona L. on February 26, 2012, 12:50:28 AM
The best Jona and I ever managed was a 6 page job so you have done well. I only mention this because it is nearly the year anniversary and I ask everyone to reflect as this is a special time in my heart.

I really enjoy this thread please swiftus make more and also I'd like to see some new entrants.

:laugh: great memories!

I have to agree fully... yet the 6-page-job got us banned (see this (http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,20278.msg148300.html#msg148300) demotivator) so why is Swiftus still here after 21? just kidding ;)

Luckily our "riots" didn't make space for islamism as in Iran (1979); Libya (2011); Egypt (2012); or Syria (predicted for 2012/3)!! We stick with dictatorship yet :P :P :P
 - and sami, take this with humor, please!!
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Post by: alexgv1 on February 26, 2012, 03:38:31 AM
The AWS "Arab Spring" ..... LOL  ::)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Cardinal on April 26, 2012, 06:03:54 AM
Thought it was time for a new one, and my first AWS demotivator:
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Post by: Jona L. on April 26, 2012, 01:01:05 PM
Thought it was time for a new one, and my first AWS demotivator:

GREAT!!!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: TK airlines on April 26, 2012, 04:17:14 PM
:laugh: great memories!
I have to agree fully... yet the 6-page-job got us banned (see this (http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,20278.msg148300.html#msg148300) demotivator) so why is Swiftus still here after 21? just kidding ;)

Luckily our "riots" didn't make space for islamism as in Iran (1979); Libya (2011); Egypt (2012); or Syria (predicted for 2012/3)!! We stick with dictatorship yet :P :P :P
 - and sami, take this with humor, please!!
The AWS "Arab Spring" ..... LOL  ::)
good old times ;D
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Post by: Jona L. on April 26, 2012, 04:23:19 PM
good old times ;D

Yes they were :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 12:32:15 AM
I've decided to post this here instead of the meme thread, just to keep some continuity

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Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 12:51:20 AM
Another
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Post by: ZombieSlayer on April 30, 2012, 01:05:06 AM
I am pretty sure internet kid is Buz. "This CRJ-100 sucks, might as well BK and restart at the same airport with another CRJ-100 and maybe this time it wont suck..."
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Post by: ArcherII on April 30, 2012, 01:24:02 AM
I am pretty sure internet kid is Buz. "This CRJ-100 sucks, might as well BK and restart at the same airport with another CRJ-100 and maybe this time it wont suck..."

LOL, and he keeps going and going
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Post by: dave111 on April 30, 2012, 01:27:22 AM
I've decided to post this here instead of the meme thread, just to keep some continuity

 :laugh: Darn it guys, now what am I supposed to do with mine from the other thread? Repost?
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Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 01:41:41 AM
.
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Post by: dave111 on April 30, 2012, 02:12:31 AM
Inspired by myself when I first started playing...
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Post by: alexgv1 on April 30, 2012, 03:18:30 AM
Inspired by myself when I first started playing...

Hehehe, yeah 20 y/o F27s for me
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Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 04:18:54 AM
I just can't stop....
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Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 04:23:50 AM
No comments on the spelling either! lol
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Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 04:30:36 AM
Sami, no offence intended, you know we love this place!!  ;D

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Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 05:14:34 AM
ugh...it's a sickness
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Post by: dave111 on April 30, 2012, 05:35:41 AM
 :laugh: That's why they have to call it a flight deck now (seriously). That one really did make me LOL (the internet kid with the CRJ did too, but that was hours ago)

I was looking at the old demotivators - that second one reminded me of the one you posted: "AIRWAYSIM FORUMS: when your wife is sick of hearing about your airline"
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 30, 2012, 06:12:34 AM
Everything is a blur to me now....   :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 01, 2012, 10:37:18 PM
Everything is a blur to me now....   :laugh:


Don't french fry when you should pizza.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: DenisG on May 11, 2012, 08:21:35 AM
Now I am scared...  :o

Cheers,
Denis
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Wing Commander Chad Studdington on May 11, 2012, 05:05:28 PM
Just a quick one  :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Maarten Otto on May 12, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/t/jgv9o.jpg)

Three guesses who's counting his money!!! ;)
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Post by: [ATA] Hassel on May 12, 2012, 11:53:38 AM
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/533150_10150777143096316_572016315_9896371_1652972872_n.jpg)
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Post by: ArcherII on May 12, 2012, 02:56:05 PM
^^ LOL
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Post by: ZombieSlayer on May 12, 2012, 02:59:43 PM
^^Does your face hurt?  :laugh:
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Post by: swiftus27 on May 12, 2012, 05:35:20 PM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/t/jgv9o.jpg)

Three guesses who's counting his money!!! ;)

in all honesty, I am going to give Sami credit here.  Some of y'all weren't around when there were only a few hundred players playing total and we paid 10 credits for an entire game.  He must've been losing his @$$.   Maarten, yes I know you were...
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Post by: swiftus27 on May 12, 2012, 05:42:55 PM
hopefully true.
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Post by: Jona L. on May 12, 2012, 05:43:11 PM
in all honesty, I am going to give Sami credit here.  Some of y'all weren't around when there were only a few hundred players playing total and we paid 10 credits for an entire game.  He must've been losing his @$$.   Maarten, yes I know you were...

I remember those times... 10credits for a full game.... beginners world was reduced fare to 5 IIRC, and after 50% of the game passed you got it discounted as well....

Price has indeed been risen, but it is totaly worth it!!
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Post by: swiftus27 on May 12, 2012, 05:45:52 PM
lol slightly inappropriate
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Post by: ZombieSlayer on May 12, 2012, 05:57:27 PM
Why did I immediately think of THI when I saw that picture?!  :laugh:
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Post by: Maarten Otto on May 13, 2012, 06:45:51 AM
in all honesty, I am going to give Sami credit here.  Some of y'all weren't around when there were only a few hundred players playing total and we paid 10 credits for an entire game.  He must've been losing his @$$.   Maarten, yes I know you were...
I was only joking and you know that  ;)
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Post by: swiftus27 on May 13, 2012, 11:56:23 AM
I was only joking and you know that  ;)

absolutely.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on May 13, 2012, 01:37:13 PM
Why did I immediately think of THI when I saw that picture?!  :laugh:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Except for THI being about double as wide, the picture looks pretty much like him ;D
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Post by: JumboShrimp on May 16, 2012, 02:58:19 AM
...
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Post by: ACDennison on May 19, 2012, 02:24:16 PM
Ok, so I'm a Demotivator purist, and also thought we'd better get back to airplanes 8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on May 19, 2012, 04:47:31 PM
Was the JT3 still a low bypass fan?
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Post by: alexgv1 on May 19, 2012, 04:59:29 PM
Was the JT3 still a low bypass fan?

Bypass ratio > 1 = High bypass ratio
Bypass ratio < 1 = Low bypass ratio

The early turbofans had bypass ratios under 3 so although not technically "low BPR", still low compared to what we're used to today (5+)
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Post by: ACDennison on May 19, 2012, 05:11:27 PM
The JT3C was actually still a turbojet, the D was the first 'fan in the series

And only on AWS would a the first reply to that demotivator have been techinical-led ;D
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Post by: alexgv1 on May 19, 2012, 06:09:10 PM
The JT3C was actually still a turbojet, the D was the first 'fan in the series

And only on AWS would a the first reply to that demotivator have been techinical-led ;D

By the way I liked your last three demotivators! keep it up  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: dave111 on May 20, 2012, 02:44:52 PM
Disclaimer: only joking, guys - maybe... :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: lunchbox on May 21, 2012, 02:53:11 AM
Hey dave, how'd you get a screenie of my page lol :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: claudietto on May 23, 2012, 03:29:00 PM
A good suggestion in my opinion, not sure it has been already mentioned:
If I fly LHR-SIN-SYD I can fill my planes with passengers interested in LHR-SYD, LHR-SIN AND SIN-SYD. In the game if I wanna take advantage of the kangaroo route I can not "use" the demand for the intermediate legs, correct? It would be interesting to possibly be able to sell tickets both for the full flights AND the legs of a flight with a technical stop.
Anyway it's an awesome simulation, well done!
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Post by: Cardinal on May 23, 2012, 10:00:00 PM
A good suggestion in my opinion, not sure it has been already mentioned:
If I fly LHR-SIN-SYD I can fill my planes with passengers interested in LHR-SYD, LHR-SIN AND SIN-SYD. In the game if I wanna take advantage of the kangaroo route I can not "use" the demand for the intermediate legs, correct? It would be interesting to possibly be able to sell tickets both for the full flights AND the legs of a flight with a technical stop.
Anyway it's an awesome simulation, well done!

Wrong thread. Head over to feature requests where this has been discussed  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 01, 2012, 08:20:16 PM
Proof Sami's frequency rule is crap (I am completely kidding):

I personally took the photo a few hours ago.

To those on the delayed to 10:25 flight, you may want to ask them to put you on one of the other 7 flights that will take off before then.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on June 01, 2012, 08:28:19 PM
Proof Sami's frequency rule is crap (I am completely kidding):

I personally took the photo a few hours ago.

To those on the delayed to 10:25 flight, you may want to ask them to put you on one of the other 7 flights that will take off before then.

I bet those passengers are just going to get off their flights in outrage if they see that there is another aircraft going to ORD at the same time  :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on June 01, 2012, 08:37:20 PM
I bet those passengers are just going to get off their flights in outrage if they see that there is another aircraft going to ORD at the same time  :)

I bet if I schedule a 9:50 and a 10:50 flight I will get more passengers than United....
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on June 01, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
I bet if I schedule a 9:50 and a 10:50 flight I will get more passengers than United....

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: lunchbox on June 02, 2012, 06:07:29 PM
Got to love United lol
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Only they could get away with that at their several fortress hubs.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Airbus101 on June 02, 2012, 06:28:55 PM
I think they are slot hoggin, I'll send an email to the airport...
Or Sami
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: yevgeniy on June 02, 2012, 10:36:57 PM
That picture by the way is not real, I'm sure it was photoshoped or something of that nature.
Just look up those flight numbers and you will see.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 02, 2012, 10:54:25 PM
Dude, I TOOK THE PICTURE.

I was in Denver coming back from Honolulu.   Look at the date.  Honestly, I took it. 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on June 03, 2012, 11:01:20 AM
That picture by the way is not real, I'm sure it was photoshoped or something of that nature.
Just look up those flight numbers and you will see.

Or do some research before you slam someone.

UA 5953 is routed DEN-MEM-ORD (same flight number)
UA 1528 is non stop
UA 244 is DEN-GRR-ORD
UA 3524 is DEN-OMA-ORD

And so on and so forth. They all operate from Denver to Chicago, but all but one is a one stop direct flight.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EsquireFlyer on June 04, 2012, 05:07:48 PM
A good suggestion in my opinion, not sure it has been already mentioned:
If I fly LHR-SIN-SYD I can fill my planes with passengers interested in LHR-SYD, LHR-SIN AND SIN-SYD. In the game if I wanna take advantage of the kangaroo route I can not "use" the demand for the intermediate legs, correct? It would be interesting to possibly be able to sell tickets both for the full flights AND the legs of a flight with a technical stop.

Only if you have 5th freedom rights awarded by the Singaporean government you can do that, right? (in real life)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EsquireFlyer on June 04, 2012, 05:13:20 PM
Or do some research before you slam someone.

UA 5953 is routed DEN-MEM-ORD (same flight number)
UA 1528 is non stop
UA 244 is DEN-GRR-ORD
UA 3524 is DEN-OMA-ORD

And so on and so forth. They all operate from Denver to Chicago, but all but one is a one stop direct flight.

And almost all of United's "one stop direct" flights have a change of aircraft, usually even with a change of gauge. It's just a marketing scam basically so they show up at the top of travel agents' booking systems as a "direct" flight rather than a connection.

A couple years ago I flew a UA "direct" flight on a single flight number TPE-NRT-ORD-BOS. At NRT the plane changed from a 777 to a 747; at ORD it changed from 747 to an A320. And since it's actually operated as separate flights, the second "leg" doesn't even wait if the first leg is delayed, and all those pax just get stranded until the next regularly scheduled flight. UA will not fly the 747 from ORD to BOS to accomodate its misconnecting pax, because of the low LF% and because the 747 needs to turn back to Asia almost immediately.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EsquireFlyer on June 04, 2012, 05:15:35 PM
Got to love United lol
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Only they could get away with that at their several fortress hubs.

Actually I think it's the fortress hubs that allow UA to charge high prices on low frequencies and have high LFs.
It's the competitive routes (LGA-ORD, JFK-SFO, etc.) that UA has to carpet-bomb with frequencies.
If you carpet-bomb your own fortress hub, your 10th flight gets 90% of its business by taking pax away from your first 9 flights (for example), which is not good for you.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: yevgeniy on June 04, 2012, 08:20:13 PM
Sorry about that judgement.
It just seemed ridiculous, and it is still is, since the flights aren't even all nonstop, or even thru.
So it is real, but crazy.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on June 04, 2012, 08:38:08 PM
Sorry about that judgement.
It just seemed ridiculous, and it is still is, since the flights aren't even all nonstop, or even thru.
So it is real, but crazy.

We call that a scam  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 04, 2012, 08:39:42 PM
Folks... comedy thread.... picture..... all meant to be funny.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on June 04, 2012, 11:43:33 PM
And almost all of United's "one stop direct" flights have a change of aircraft, usually even with a change of gauge. It's just a marketing scam basically so they show up at the top of travel agents' booking systems as a "direct" flight rather than a connection.

A couple years ago I flew a UA "direct" flight on a single flight number TPE-NRT-ORD-BOS. At NRT the plane changed from a 777 to a 747; at ORD it changed from 747 to an A320. And since it's actually operated as separate flights, the second "leg" doesn't even wait if the first leg is delayed, and all those pax just get stranded until the next regularly scheduled flight. UA will not fly the 747 from ORD to BOS to accomodate its misconnecting pax, because of the low LF% and because the 747 needs to turn back to Asia almost immediately.

This is true with international to domestic "direct" service, but most of the domestic direct service is same plane. Most of these flights run into another problem, however. They will not be bookable because they are express flights operating hub to hub flights. In the CO days (and I think this still exists in the combined CO/UA pilots contract) hub to hub flights can not be operated by regional partners. Of all those flights, the only ones that should be bookable are the DEN-GRR-ORD (A319) and the non-stop, the rest is just clutter!

And Swiftus, yes, comedy thread. Was not meant to be as harsh as I was, so my apologies!

Don
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Airbus101 on June 05, 2012, 01:54:41 AM
(http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2012/06/05/v6olf2e936.jpg) (http://www.fakeposters.com/)


Not every airline has a stellar MX department.




-Airbus101-
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 05, 2012, 02:04:55 AM
When I got on a UA 735 on Friday, I just knew something would be up... behold the APU was broken.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on June 05, 2012, 10:33:21 PM
When I got on a UA 735 on Friday, I just knew something would be up... behold the APU was broken.

No need for such, there is a GPU, that gives you electricity (GPU = Ground Power Unit, not to be messep up with Graphics Processing Unit) and an ASU to help starting the engines, as a battery can't provide enough power on a mid sized jet (ASU = Air Starter Unit).

Pilots of a certain Russian airline flying into DUS mostly know neither of these... there is usually a representative at the gate, to translate English or German into Russian, so that "comrade commandir" understands what we (Ramp Agents) talk about... apparently the ASU was a mystery to them, until we told them to glance a look out of the starboard window ;D Long live this airline flying the silver jets named after 'important' Russian people...

at least they don't care for maintenance... you show them the damage or notify of a problem, pilot looks and says: nada prrrrroblemmm

3 cheers I only fly Star Alliance and never SkyTeam (that was the last hint on which airline I mean).
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on June 06, 2012, 08:25:35 AM
No need for such, there is a GPU, that gives you electricity (GPU = Ground Power Unit, not to be messep up with Graphics Processing Unit) and an ASU to help starting the engines, as a battery can't provide enough power on a mid sized jet (ASU = Air Starter Unit).

Pilots of a certain Russian airline flying into DUS mostly know neither of these... there is usually a representative at the gate, to translate English or German into Russian, so that "comrade commandir" understands what we (Ramp Agents) talk about... apparently the ASU was a mystery to them, until we told them to glance a look out of the starboard window ;D Long live this airline flying the silver jets named after 'important' Russian people...

at least they don't care for maintenance... you show them the damage or notify of a problem, pilot looks and says: nada prrrrroblemmm

3 cheers I only fly Star Alliance and never SkyTeam (that was the last hint on which airline I mean).

I have flown them on domestic routes a few times. Never disspointed with the material they put me on. TU154 and yak40. You're laughing your a** off when you see their protocols and how they work. No english anywhere to be found and what about someone without a boarding pass. Nah give em a handshake and welcome aboard  ;D

Those were a few of the best flights in my life! for sure
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 06, 2012, 12:20:27 PM
No need for such, there is a GPU, that gives you electricity (GPU = Ground Power Unit, not to be messep up with Graphics Processing Unit) and an ASU to help starting the engines, as a battery can't provide enough power on a mid sized jet (ASU = Air Starter Unit).

Pilots of a certain Russian airline flying into DUS mostly know neither of these... there is usually a representative at the gate, to translate English or German into Russian, so that "comrade commandir" understands what we (Ramp Agents) talk about... apparently the ASU was a mystery to them, until we told them to glance a look out of the starboard window ;D Long live this airline flying the silver jets named after 'important' Russian people...

at least they don't care for maintenance... you show them the damage or notify of a problem, pilot looks and says: nada prrrrroblemmm

3 cheers I only fly Star Alliance and never SkyTeam (that was the last hint on which airline I mean).

No dispute here.  It was just hot on the ramp in Denver.  He had one engine running but needed the juice from it to start #2.  So we had to wait until we were pushed back before they got us any relief from the temp in the cabin. 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on June 06, 2012, 01:10:38 PM
I have flown them on domestic routes a few times. Never disspointed with the material they put me on. TU154 and yak40. You're laughing your a** off when you see their protocols and how they work. No english anywhere to be found and what about someone without a boarding pass. Nah give em a handshake and welcome aboard  ;D

Those were a few of the best flights in my life! for sure

Didn't say they are a bad airline, just said it is pain in the ass working with them, as communication proves even harder than with pilots of Turkish airlines (not only meaning TK here, but generally airlines from Turkey)... but screw it, I get money for doing it, so what do I care? I do my job as good as I can, and if the pilots do as well, the plane won't crash, never mind the rest ;)

No dispute here.  It was just hot on the ramp in Denver.  He had one engine running but needed the juice from it to start #2.  So we had to wait until we were pushed back before they got us any relief from the temp in the cabin. 

Usually you don't have any engine being started before pushback, due to safety reasons. Especially when at a gate, because -at least big jets- can do serious harm to glass facades due to their power. In FRA they even have to be towed into gate, as they would pull off all the windows from the wall, if they rolled in on engine power.

Anyways, you got home safely, as we all see, so everything's alright, you didn't crash that is most important ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on June 06, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
Didn't say they are a bad airline, just said it is pain in the ass working with them, as communication proves even harder than with pilots of Turkish airlines (not only meaning TK here, but generally airlines from Turkey)... but screw it, I get money for doing it, so what do I care? I do my job as good as I can, and if the pilots do as well, the plane won't crash, never mind the rest ;)

Usually you don't have any engine being started before pushback, due to safety reasons. Especially when at a gate, because -at least big jets- can do serious harm to glass facades due to their power. In FRA they even have to be towed into gate, as they would pull off all the windows from the wall, if they rolled in on engine power.

Anyways, you got home safely, as we all see, so everything's alright, you didn't crash that is most important ;)

I was a trainee for an sales agent and had to work with libyan people. Only good about the libyans but if you wanted something done, waiting was key. Indeed communicating was nowhere to be found hehe.

Thats what I also love about the "commercial" side of aviation. (not the technical part). you have to deal with many different cultures and languages. It's both inspiring and sometimes very annoying :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: knutm1980 on June 06, 2012, 06:32:09 PM
I was a trainee for an sales agent and had to work with libyan people. Only good about the libyans but if you wanted something done, waiting was key. Indeed communicating was nowhere to be found hehe.

Thats what I also love about the "commercial" side of aviation. (not the technical part). you have to deal with many different cultures and languages. It's both inspiring and sometimes very annoying :)

I worked in Africa..I learned to treasure the phrase 'Tomorrow is another day'. But fo sure..Having worked and lived in several countries now, I truly enjoy the differences..as much as they might want to make you pull all your hair out of your head.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: JumboShrimp on June 06, 2012, 06:45:49 PM
I worked in Africa..I learned to treasure the phrase 'Tomorrow is another day'. But fo sure..Having worked and lived in several countries now, I truly enjoy the differences..as much as they might want to make you pull all your hair out of your head.

Well, in Italy, trying to get something done, I quickly learn phrase: "domani mattina".
Translates "tomorrow morning"...  But it really means: "with some luck, maybe in a week"
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on June 06, 2012, 07:26:01 PM
Okay, need demotivators to continue.  I am at work...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: digifreak on June 25, 2012, 05:53:36 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/33w1cte.jpg)
Ok... they care... but just a little bit.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: LostInBKK on June 28, 2012, 12:50:39 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Frank+seriously....+all+credit+to+internets+not+mine+i+accept+all+friend_200e7f_3841998.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: jneil121 on July 27, 2012, 05:12:45 AM
In response to this thread: http://www.airwaysim.com/forum/index.php/topic,41874.0.html

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ezzeqiel on July 28, 2012, 01:29:54 AM
swiftus post updated...

(http://i47.tinypic.com/ml6wwk.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/28wkuxe.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on July 28, 2012, 01:38:46 AM
If you were only here before the call system
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ezzeqiel on July 28, 2012, 04:31:18 AM
If you were only here before the call system

I can only imagine... F5 every 2secs ??...


Anyway, it payed off... I just caught the slots increase, and got all the slots I wanted... I skipped LHR tho (was already in negative with the FRA ones)... maybe next increase ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: EsquireFlyer on July 28, 2012, 05:20:17 AM
In response to the above 2 pics.. I just caught the LHR slot growth also, and spent $8 million :o on slots, filling gaps in my schedule, before unknown individual(s) wiped out all the remaining slots at once, within ~60 seconds.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Meicci on July 29, 2012, 12:55:30 AM
Getting frustrated already..
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 10, 2012, 09:47:49 PM
sorry, it's been awhile...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on October 10, 2012, 10:12:17 PM
I can only imagine... F5 every 2secs ??...


I came across this old screenshot of ahm... ah... somebody I barely knew once... maybe. I found it on an USB-Stick on the street! Yeah! True story!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on October 11, 2012, 11:41:55 AM

I came across this old screenshot of ahm... ah... somebody I barely knew once... maybe. I found it on an USB-Stick on the street! Yeah! True story!

Could system changes making that sort of behavior impossible be why that "someone" left AWS for months and is now bragging about their dominance in the ultra challenging and super competitive Beginners World?  ::)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on October 11, 2012, 11:52:21 AM
I came across this old screenshot of ahm... ah... somebody I barely knew once... maybe. I found it on an USB-Stick on the street! Yeah! True story!

So, it other words, "you guys" have cheated (or attempted) in the past, some of you were banned for period of time or permanently (and some of you have tried to circumvent the ban by creating new accounts even), and you still find it somehow amusing to brag with such pictures. Any idea how much time all these antics of "you guys" have taken from the real development work, and so forth?


("you" refers to this group of people ..)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on October 11, 2012, 12:11:24 PM
Nah. Cheating means the usage of something that's forbidden, and clearly it wasn't forbidden that time or otherwise half of active players would have been banned.

When the new rules were engaged I of course never used those tools anymore. Unlike Herman and two Elite Managers who got (termporarily) banned.


Bragging? Amusing? Mhm. I don't think so. It's just the old days without any valuation in the positive or negative. I just came across some old screenshots and read those thread, it simply fits the whole thing. The past isn't changed if everybody simply keeps ignoring things happened.



Any idea how much time all these antics of "you guys" have taken from the real development work, and so forth?

Yeah, I can imagine it took some hours to monitor the new rules and develop the call system. That's why I decided to stay to what I've done (unlime some others, like Herman and other Elite members, who tried to find funny excuses) and apologized in a serious way to you due to all the action (but not because it was not legal, because it was at this very moment), as well as adopted the new rules immediately.

Unfortunately your time schedule, new features (eye candy and useful) and things many people wait for (like the city based demand) are a big secret, so it's really tough to appraise things correctly.



Just to bring things in a right way:
... is now bragging about their dominance in the ultra challenging and super competitive Beginners World?  ::)

I'm not "bragging" anywhere. If you refer to press releases, I suggest you take a look at the older press release forums. I always made lots of them, all of them in the same way and some clearly showing my mistakes. If you are curious about general skill things you are welcome to contact me via PM.

So, besides of that I'm just curious why you don't use half of your AWS time to help others (mostly new players) via PM and forums. Something that really contributes to the game.








Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on October 11, 2012, 12:34:14 PM
Wow...same old Curse. A simple joke (since you seem to be unfamiliar with the term: joke/jōk/ Noun: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline) leads to personal attacks. Nothing has changed...good to know.

Oh, and please, for my amusement, which other Elite manager was banned again? I know of one incident 2 YEARS ago. Time to let it go, maybe?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: SAC on October 11, 2012, 12:48:45 PM
Absolutely unreal ! I have to ask myself why I bother with this game with posts like that Curses. The period without you was peaceful and honest.  Someone needs to lock this thread before he insults anyone else, or he turns someone else into a troll !   If I were mentioned in a bad light like he continually mentions Herman I would quit AWS on the spot.  This crap died 2 years ago when SC crumbled, and the game has been better for it ever since....until your return !
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on October 11, 2012, 12:50:38 PM
I'm sorry if you meant it as a joke, I took it seriously.

That's always the same story. Some people here around, unfortunately sometimes including sami, always thinks the worst possible.


This one dude asked how it looked those times so I posted the screenshot. It's no amusement, it's no bragging, it's the reality of that time. Yeah, I made some funny sentence about I "found it somewhere". It's the same purpose the security manager of my airline in the press releases is named "Tor Ture". I just like this kind of chatting around with a funny note. If one doesn't like it, that's ok, last time I checked there were another 7 billion people around.


Also I can't see where a personal attack is. If you refer to the "contribute to the game" thing I'm serious. I came back and joined the Beginner's World, you know, and the first thing was I found three bugs in 24hrs. It's not to blame sami about them, it's to blame the people who play massively this game and weren't able to notice obviously things like there are two airports at Rome and both times Rome is written in a different way. Or why I got a bunch of "haha, your FAQ is outdated" messages but nobody else made an updated version of it. Nah, some people prefer to write stupid PM and wait for me to come back and fix it.

Some of my guides I used to post to people or in alliance forums wander through all alliances and skype (of course without any copyright notice, who cares about such little things?) and the people who benefit from it attack me every now and then but haven't posted them in public, too.

Maybe you now understand why I don't thought you made a joke and reacted the way I did. It's really not nice to need to respond to every single post this long because people aren't able to see things the most easiest way. If you hear hooves you should think of horses and not of Justin Bieber's mommy stolen Santa's sleigh.



Absolutely unreal ! I have to ask myself why I bother with this game with posts like that Curses.

That's an easy one!

Because you love to be intellectually enlighted.


More questions? :P


Edit:
Fixed some misspelling.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: SAC on October 11, 2012, 01:04:53 PM
Stick to helping folk Curse, not accusing and dragging up the past. Nobody is interested and it really annoys folk when you do.   

Now can we get back to comical demotivators  ;) 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on October 11, 2012, 01:29:32 PM
I'm sorry if you meant it as a joke, I took it seriously.

That's always the same story. Some people here around, unfortunately sometimes including sami, always thinks the worst possible.


This one dude asked how it looked those times so I posted the screenshot. It's no amusement, it's no bragging, it's the reality of that time. Yeah, I made some funny sentence about I "found it somewhere". It's the same purpose the security manager of my airline in the press releases is named "Tor Ture". I just like this kind of chatting around with a funny note. If one doesn't like it, that's ok, last time I checked there were another 7 billion people around.


Also I can't see where a personal attack is. If you refer to the "contribute to the game" thing I'm serious. I came back and joined the Beginner's World, you know, and the first thing was I found three bugs in 24hrs. It's not to blame sami about them, it's to blame the people who play massively this game and weren't able to notice obviously things like there are two airports at Rome and both times Rome is written in a different way. Or why I got a bunch of "haha, your FAQ is outdated" messages but nobody else made an updated version of it. Nah, some people prefer to write stupid PM and wait for me to come back and fix it.

Some of my guides I used to post to people or in alliance forums wander through all alliances and skype (of course without any copyright notice, who cares about such little things?) and the people who benefit from it attack me every now and then but haven't posted them in public, too.

Maybe you now understand why I don't thought you made a joke and reacted the way I did. It's really not nice to need to respond to every single post this long because people aren't able to see things the most easiest way. If you hear hooves you should think of horses and not of Justin Bieber's mommy stolen Santa's sleigh.



That's an easy one!

Because you love to be intellectually enlighted.


More questions? :P


Edit:
Fixed some misspelling.

Simply going for comedy, Curse, no malicious intent. I mean, come on...you posted screen shots of your auto refresh scheme. That is awesome! Needed a good reply.  :laugh: ;)

Stick to helping folk Curse, not accusing and dragging up the past. Nobody is interested and it really annoys folk when you do.   

Now can we get back to comical demotivators  ;) 

Yes, back to demotivators, please! More fun, less fighting!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on October 11, 2012, 01:32:57 PM
Unlike Herman and two Elite Managers who got (termporarily) banned.

(rare) Bans of users are not public information on any level, and we do not disclose such data, hence you have no real / full knowledge if someone has been on a ban or not. So please refrain on making such comments.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on October 11, 2012, 01:52:10 PM
That's correct, I didn't get the information from your (AWS) side. But clearly the other involved party knew about the ban, too, and that's where I got my information from. But, as you wish, I will not repeat it in the public forum again.

It also makes me sad you accused me of bragging, amusement, F5 cheating and "not telling the truth"/"not informed" here. And in each point you were wrong. I don't care much about what others say, but your words really hurt me.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Troxartas86 on October 12, 2012, 06:27:21 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/CCA1.jpg)

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/CCA2.jpg)

Getting things back on track... Na Zdrove, comrades!  8)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: AndiD on October 12, 2012, 09:58:43 AM
Incidentally, this was "picture of the day" today on a local newspaper website:

http://www.apimages.com/oneup.aspx?st=id&id=4f64ba98f3004c04baa27fb2468026bc

(An airplane of the type Ilyushin Il-86, which had three of its engines taken off, is standing on the airport in Uljanovsk, Russia on Wednesday 10.10.12.)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on October 12, 2012, 10:09:37 AM
I make a few new demotivators, leave for a day, and the thread gets hijacked by BS...  why?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: brique on October 12, 2012, 10:19:32 AM
I make a few new demotivators, leave for a day, and the thread gets hijacked by BS...  why?

Dunno... but it would make a nice demotivator ?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: SAC on October 12, 2012, 02:42:20 PM
I make a few new demotivators, leave for a day, and the thread gets hijacked by BS...  why?

Don't, you'll set him off again John   :'(
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Troxartas86 on October 14, 2012, 12:57:05 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/CCA3.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: AndiD on October 14, 2012, 02:33:10 PM
I make a few new demotivators, leave for a day, and the thread gets hijacked by BS...  why?

Entropy?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: freshmore on October 28, 2012, 04:27:52 PM
(http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y458/daa59/DEMOTIVATOR.jpg)

Given the recent problems!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on October 28, 2012, 08:25:58 PM
LOL awesome one ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Curse on October 30, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
AWS is serious business.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mtnlion on October 30, 2012, 07:03:00 PM
Something similar has been done IRL. Dhaka-London by MD83. Sorry that I couldn't find any better source, but I do remember it well when it started.
http://www.civilianaviation.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=40 (http://www.civilianaviation.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=40)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Hwoarang on October 30, 2012, 07:45:28 PM
Something similar has been done IRL. Dhaka-London by MD83.
Airblue is currently operating Islamabad-Istanbul-Manchester with A320, however it will switch to a direct A340 flight soon.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: SAC on October 30, 2012, 07:51:15 PM
Airblue is currently operating Islamabad-Istanbul-Manchester with A320, however it will switch to a direct A340 flight soon.

....and it has been flying full everyday for years, even faced with just as frequent wide body (773) competition from PIA.

It is actually a 319 they use, as pictured at MAN below...

(http://img.planespotters.net/photo/230000/thumbnail/PlanespottersNet_230398.jpg) (http://www.planespotters.net/Aviation_Photos/photo.show?id=230398)

BRS-BKK is nearly 2,000nm miles further though  :laugh:
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Hwoarang on October 30, 2012, 10:36:35 PM
It is actually a 319 they use, as pictured at MAN below...
Looks like they are switching between A319, A320 and A321. They used to fly via Trabzon and saw many pictures of A320 there at the time.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Aerlingus1916 on November 01, 2012, 07:30:57 PM
That is hilarious!! ;D

More please :)

May I suggest a joke about 'RYANAIR' the Low Cares ;) Irish airline.

-Aerlingus1916
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ban2 on November 02, 2012, 07:19:37 PM
'low cares' or 'who cares' their customer service tagline :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on November 02, 2012, 07:57:03 PM
Add AZ to that group! They still owe me a 0 euro ticket which I booked on their Japanese site  :'(
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Aerlingus1916 on November 02, 2012, 09:51:58 PM
My ryanair flight got cancelled 6 times and i got no refunds!!!!1 >:( >:(
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Kadachiman on November 02, 2012, 11:00:01 PM
So my guess is that the 'Free Ticket - No Scam' didn't work for you Airline Master?
Now that is a demotivator.

Howdy.

I found the following, at time of writing it is still functional and working.

Alitali offers a discount of 25K Yen on its Japansese site. Booking a tickets AMS-FCO-AMS for example is less then 25K so it's basicly free.
Go to the Alitalia website and select the Japanese site, use Google chrome to translate (for you easy)

Just book whatever you want and make use of discount coupon PROMOJP and make sure it recalculates. If your total price is under 25K Yen you will not be charged.

Ofcourse I can not guarantee Alitalia will drop your booking afterwards, I have however, received my eticket with valid number and PNR.

Good luck! Curious what you will book!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: [SC] - King Kong on November 02, 2012, 11:04:09 PM
So my guess is that the 'Free Ticket - No Scam' didn't work for you Airline Master?
Now that is a demotivator.

Howdy.

I found the following, at time of writing it is still functional and working.

Alitali offers a discount of 25K Yen on its Japansese site. Booking a tickets AMS-FCO-AMS for example is less then 25K so it's basicly free.
Go to the Alitalia website and select the Japanese site, use Google chrome to translate (for you easy)

Just book whatever you want and make use of discount coupon PROMOJP and make sure it recalculates. If your total price is under 25K Yen you will not be charged.

Ofcourse I can not guarantee Alitalia will drop your booking afterwards, I have however, received my eticket with valid number and PNR.

Good luck! Curious what you will book!

The point is, based on European regulations, they have to honour my ticket. I paid with a legal voucher and there is no speaking of a fare mistake because that was a published one of 240 euro's.

Anyway, a big demotivator but it motivates me to try to make them issue it hehe
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on November 03, 2012, 12:40:33 AM
This = happy thread.

Don't bring  >:( or  :'( faces to this thread.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: freshmore on November 03, 2012, 12:54:25 AM
Swiftus -  When this Thread Displeases him! :P


(http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y458/daa59/SWIFTUS.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Name_Omitted on November 04, 2012, 11:53:15 PM
Is there someone out there who takes requests?  I would like to see Ned Stark warning young CEO's that C-checks are coming.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on November 05, 2012, 12:02:18 AM
here
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Name_Omitted on November 05, 2012, 12:27:42 AM
That works, thank you!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ban2 on November 05, 2012, 09:26:07 PM
hehehe every year i tell myself the same mantra...  save for those c checks, and every year i see a shiny new plane or 2 looking for a nice new home.  :-[
Title: Russian aircraft
Post by: Andre on November 12, 2012, 02:45:18 AM
Russian aircraft - the only jets with props
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Andre on November 12, 2012, 02:50:40 AM
hunting for slots
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Andre on November 12, 2012, 03:02:55 AM
cheap jet fuel
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Andre on November 12, 2012, 03:29:45 AM
self-explanatory aircraft
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: sergio on December 19, 2012, 10:00:03 AM
Dear Sirs,

I waould like to ut some of demotivators (19 of them to be exact) to my facebook page. should i ask the picture owner to allow me? i will write folder AWS All right reserved. the pictures i want are (topic appoximate descrtiption) :

africa, where giraff has been killed
africa, where lions are under wing
airbus driving in hong kong
united aircraft brokers storage deport
route strategies dt laying solitare
CEO real vs AWS
flying is more comlex than you think
aviation school crash
D Checks
Crew Cost
Failing turkish ailines
fuel prices vs boeing down
kerosene, om nom nom
late lift off / runway usage
russian plane from a galaxy far far away
santa smashed
s*** vs virgin
lane to the moon
scrapped aiplane - try before you buy
vaccum cleaner of the skies.

wbrgds
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Troxartas86 on December 21, 2012, 05:02:32 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/Soviet257/Konkordski_zps15cfdd04.jpg)

I'm not that nuts! Not yet anyway...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: brique on December 21, 2012, 10:25:09 AM


I'm not that nuts! Not yet anyway...

But you want too.... we know... ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Talentz on December 22, 2012, 03:51:11 AM
But you want too.... we know... ;)

I actually did at the end of Beta2 (was "Jet Age" but with a 1965 start.)

They made no sense to use, but it was fun to try.



Talentz
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sanabas on December 22, 2012, 04:12:40 AM
I think I want to order some in DOTM...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: brique on December 22, 2012, 04:55:19 AM
Sadly, POM's runway cant take them... or I suspect I'd run one just to scare the neighbours :)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: sergio on January 07, 2013, 09:21:06 AM
Dear Sirs,

I waould like to ut some of demotivators (19 of them to be exact) to my facebook page. should i ask the picture owner to allow me? i will write folder AWS All right reserved. the pictures i want are (topic appoximate descrtiption) :

africa, where giraff has been killed
africa, where lions are under wing
airbus driving in hong kong
united aircraft brokers storage deport
route strategies dt laying solitare
CEO real vs AWS
flying is more comlex than you think
aviation school crash
D Checks
Crew Cost
Failing turkish ailines
fuel prices vs boeing down
kerosene, om nom nom
late lift off / runway usage
russian plane from a galaxy far far away
santa smashed
s*** vs virgin
lane to the moon
scrapped aiplane - try before you buy
vaccum cleaner of the skies.

CAN I USE THEM?

wbrgds
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on January 07, 2013, 11:33:46 AM
Use mine all you want, bro.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on January 10, 2013, 10:11:58 PM
I don't know if any of mine are in that list, but go for it.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on January 12, 2013, 12:15:14 AM
It was time...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Jona L. on January 12, 2013, 01:25:37 AM
LOL nice ones :D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Aerlingus1916 on January 12, 2013, 09:41:00 AM
LOL ;D Good ones Swiftus!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: exchlbg on January 13, 2013, 01:05:53 AM
Even people not being in AWS can find this funny.Excellent!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: brique on January 13, 2013, 10:39:58 AM
very good, esp. the  cat-rescuers, but spooky : jut recently, Port Moresby ground crew had to rescue the corpse of a python that hitched a ride from Cairns :

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/seriously-snakes-on-a-plane/story-e6frfq80-1226551430989

Shotgun Airways wishes to point out, it was not one of their aircraft, even our pilots would have noticed that on their walk-around...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Troxartas86 on January 13, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
very good, esp. the  cat-rescuers, but spooky : jut recently, Port Moresby ground crew had to rescue the corpse of a python that hitched a ride from Cairns :

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/seriously-snakes-on-a-plane/story-e6frfq80-1226551430989

Shotgun Airways wishes to point out, it was not one of their aircraft, even our pilots would have noticed that on their walk-around...

I was just about to PM that to you.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on January 13, 2013, 01:44:35 PM
Where's Sam Jackson?
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: sergio on February 19, 2013, 12:11:53 PM
Where's Sam Jackson?
nice news - snakes on acf. ))
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Name_Omitted on April 05, 2013, 02:45:42 AM
So, as a subset of this thread, how about badges that Sami did not include for the new achievements?

The "Flew a Concorde for 3 years without going Bankrupt" achievment

Or, Survivor level II "Earned the Survivor badge while only flying Russian Tin"

That sort of thing...  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Silentlysailing on April 05, 2013, 04:05:52 AM
Oh I was thinking about this thread recently. With Samoa Airlines charging passengers by weight.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 21, 2013, 01:02:08 PM
HAPPY 3rd BIRTHDAY DEMOTIVATOR THREAD!!!

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: pascaly on April 23, 2013, 02:01:02 AM
Now I have to go home and watch Office Space!!!   ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: mar88 on May 02, 2013, 03:42:55 AM
Have nothing else to do atm.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: sergio on May 28, 2013, 02:46:24 PM
(http://s2.ipicture.ru/uploads/20130528/Sj8sAqgn.jpg)

in russian there is expression "to shoot with eyes". that s like merlin monro behaviour.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: tcrlaf on May 31, 2013, 07:47:39 PM
(http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2012/06/05/v6olf2e936.jpg) (http://www.fakeposters.com/)


Not every airline has a stellar MX department.




-Airbus101-

Oh....
So you HAVE been on a Great Lakes aircraft!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: sergio on July 11, 2013, 09:14:47 PM
havent been here for ages, new interface a bit shoked. at least forum the same.
ok, not actually a demotivator, but i love this:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600540_480482595376358_600859522_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on July 25, 2013, 11:48:36 AM
Gotta keep them fresh.

Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Andre on July 26, 2013, 03:20:15 AM
Nice.. :) new alloys yo'
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: kontofhill on August 06, 2013, 02:06:28 AM
Realism in AWS 1.3
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sanabas on August 06, 2013, 02:39:18 AM
"Warning: This Donkey may be too small for this route."

"I don't care, it's taking off anyway!"
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: kontofhill on August 06, 2013, 02:47:26 AM
"Warning: No warning... but you better think like a hub operating US airline regardless wherever you are with no chapter 11 fear"

"Donkey flies away..."
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: squaregatescrub on August 23, 2013, 05:14:16 PM
(http://108.imagebam.com/download/O_X_CR1NXukNS-vsPFe62A/27193/271928826/91904361.jpg)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Sami on April 03, 2015, 05:56:29 PM
Was just reading this thread while waiting for clock to tick towards on the hour for the game launch ...

Accurate thread is accurate.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on April 04, 2015, 09:38:54 PM
Awww.  I missed this thread.... 
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on April 06, 2015, 12:35:37 AM
Awww.  I missed this thread....

Yes I got excited when I saw a new post here!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Mr Yoda on June 29, 2015, 09:36:31 PM
This topic's been dead for a while so heres another one
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: George Bush on June 30, 2015, 02:02:05 AM
haha this thread rocks.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: kberry on July 19, 2015, 05:29:04 PM
Not willing to let this thread go back to obscurity so here goes...

(http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww208/knuckleheadswifty/AIRBUS%20MEME_zps4gd0piph.png) (http://s720.photobucket.com/user/knuckleheadswifty/media/AIRBUS%20MEME_zps4gd0piph.png.html)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: tise1983 on August 22, 2015, 03:41:37 AM
that took forever to read...i liked the funny demotivators...and then there were real demotivators in there...
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Cardinal on January 14, 2016, 01:15:26 AM
Time to revive this thread, in honor of the new lease-to-storage option  ;D
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: swiftus27 on March 20, 2016, 01:27:28 PM
Demotivator Thread never dies.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Air Azure [President and CEO] on March 21, 2016, 05:48:54 PM
Keeping a brain-dead on a Respiration machine doesn't really make the patient alive again ;)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: freshmore on July 27, 2016, 02:06:44 AM
I felt like a little revival and humour. I think I have a few more of these in me. Possibly one of my favourite threads in AWS history.

(https://imageupload.co.uk/images/2016/07/27/Busdemotivator.png)
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: RuneF on August 15, 2016, 05:45:38 PM
Q: Why was the Mercure's range only 880NM?
A: To ensure that none of them ever left France.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Springbal on October 15, 2016, 07:34:08 PM
Finaly made one. I should quit my job and become a flight attendant.
PS guys, still love the game and appreciate the work you all do.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: ZombieSlayer on October 15, 2016, 08:31:42 PM
I don't think that is too uncommon? At most airlines that would not even be top out pay.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: alexgv1 on October 21, 2016, 07:44:53 PM
Ours are just above the bread line.... maybe those with contracts from 40 years ago!
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Springbal on October 24, 2016, 05:06:04 AM
Ours are just above the bread line.... maybe those with contracts from 40 years ago!

I know Sabena paid verry well, ad flight attendants made up to €2500 a month, almost 20 years ago
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: freshmore on September 20, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
(http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y458/daa59/BOeing%20demotivator_zpsowlbrd9z.jpg) (http://s1275.photobucket.com/user/daa59/media/BOeing%20demotivator_zpsowlbrd9z.jpg.html)

Finally got it to work, but something for those GW2 people out there.
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: Cardinal on September 20, 2017, 07:23:39 PM
^^ You spelled "1991" wrong  :P
Title: Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
Post by: freshmore on September 21, 2017, 03:45:25 PM
Well, got to get those orders in for the B737 Classic early!  8)