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Author Topic: Cuban Coffee Goes Wrong  (Read 51 times)


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Cuban Coffee Goes Wrong
« on: October 06, 2020, 05:50:08 PM »
Florida Man is announcing changes to their free Cuban coffee service on board aircraft after dozens of passengers have been hospitalized. We thought people knew how strong it is, though maybe offering it in Venti size was a mistake. We’ll only offer smaller cups going forward.

Several passengers have been taken to the hospital due to caffeine overdoses. On advice of our attorney we will cover their medical expenses and begrudgingly offer our apologies.

Several others were hospitalized after going berserk from excess caffeine, leading to on board fights and some pretty gruesome injuries. We’ve had covert recording devices on our aircraft since inception and plan to sell the footage through pay-per-view channels on cable television systems nationwide. Enjoy!


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