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Author Topic: We got new technicians 'ere at St. Pirans Airways  (Read 119 times)

Offline Cornishman

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We got new technicians 'ere at St. Pirans Airways
« on: May 30, 2018, 11:37:17 PM »
Alright me 'andsomes !  Exciting news from your global Cornish representative airline - St.Piran's Airways. We based ourselves in France after a bit of a drunken escapade which God knows how, seems to be working. Now after a year or two in operation, last week we got a tip-off from the chaps at Sky Alliance - they said we was s'posed to be doin' regular maintenance and stuff to all the planes we're running. Whell dammee - whatder ee know?!

Anyway, fear not our loyal customers, on Monday we found this man on the side of the road just outside Redruth back home in Cornwall called Burt (Slip-along) Trevaskis. He said he fixes motors, so we got him a bit drunk and flew him over 'ere to our base in Paris and he's none the wiser about the journey. Anyway, we persuaded him with golden ale and he's now head of mechanics lookin' after our planes just loverley ! An guess what - we haven't had a single accident that we know about since then. (Based on the planes that actually do return to base at the end of the day)

How reassuring is that when you step aboard then, eh!  bet no-one else has thought of this.  us Cornish boys... always ahead !


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Re: We got new technicians 'ere at St. Pirans Airways
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2018, 03:58:54 AM »
Great Scott.


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