Yorkshire Boy and MRothschild, founders of the Phoenix Alliance GW#4, held a press conference today in their gold-covered Alliance HQ office in Chicago. In a joint statement, the two CEO's commented:
"After a thorough internal investigation, we have determined that Heartland and its passengers pose no systemic risk to the city of Chicago or any destination to which it flies. Furthermore, we are calling for a truce, as unfounded rumor and gossip have no place in the sky. In other news, we heard that the Elite Worldwide Alliance were secretly transporting caged tiger cubs...."