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Author Topic: [ok] HR Manager does not know how to use SQL's Group By  (Read 342 times)

Offline schro

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[ok] HR Manager does not know how to use SQL's Group By
« on: February 12, 2014, 03:50:08 PM »
Got the following message in the world formerly known as JA8. Appears the HR manager needs a primer in SQL.



Message from Human Resources Manager

Some of your staff groups are threatening with a strike. They are not happy with their salaries. They are not YET on strike so please fix this problem as soon as possible.

The following staff groups will soon start a strike unless their salaries are raised:
- Economics and finance - Threat of strike!
- Corporate communications - Threat of strike!
- Corporate communications - Threat of strike!
- Corporate communications - Threat of strike!
- Human resources - Threat of strike!
- Human resources - Threat of strike!
- Quality department - Threat of strike!
- Quality department - Threat of strike!
- Safety and security - Threat of strike!
- Safety and security - Threat of strike!
- Safety and security - Threat of strike!
- Customer services - Threat of strike!
- Flight operations division - Threat of strike!
- Flight operations division - Threat of strike!
- Flight operations division - Threat of strike!
- Technical services and maintenance - Threat of strike!
- Technical services and maintenance - Threat of strike!
- Technical services and maintenance - Threat of strike!
- Ground handling - Threat of strike!
- Ground handling - Threat of strike!
- Ground handling - Threat of strike!
- Ground handling - Threat of strike!
- Route strategies department - Threat of strike!
- Route strategies department - Threat of strike!
- Route strategies department - Threat of strike!
- Pilots (medium a/c) - Threat of strike!
- Pilots (medium a/c) - Threat of strike!
- Cabin crew - Threat of strike!
- Cabin crew - Threat of strike!
- Cabin crew - Threat of strike!
- Cabin crew - Threat of strike!

» Personnel office
« Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 03:55:37 PM by sami »

Offline Sami

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Re: HR Manager does not know how to use SQL's Group By
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2014, 03:52:33 PM »
HR manager hasn't been paid enough to learn that command.

(or to be more precise, he doesn't know that one can have bases ....)

Offline LemonButt

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Re: [ok] HR Manager does not know how to use SQL's Group By
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2014, 04:53:16 PM »
It looks like they know how to use the UNION operator though (lolz).

 

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