SleazyJet, the webs favourite airline today announced increased services to Frankfurt Hahn from all three of their home bases following the collapse of HTAirways.
SleazyJet CEO, Phoney Blair said "And another one bites the dust, they came, they saw and WE CONQUERED. Our low fares, high service, and of course near naked cabin crew on our routes show that with SleazyJet passengers really do, enjoy the ride"
For the whole of April SleazyJet passengers on the Hahn service receive free Sekt (cheap German sparkling wine, a poor imitation of Champagne) and a SehrSuperScharfCurryWurst (a spicy sausage) in a bun to toast the demise of HT Airways and Small German Charter.
The CEO continued, "Small German Charter have been consigned to the aviation bin of history, while HTAirways have reinvented themselves somewhere in Central America from some Hacienda to help out the Odessa plans no doubt?"
SleazyJet now fly seven times daily to Hahn from Prague, and twice daily from Brno and Ostrava.A happy SleazyJet passenger: