FIFA 12 Achievements

[cht7520]

I heard that they are adding more real life situations into career mode this year.

Some possible achievements -

Constipate like Wenger
Wreck a water bottle like Wenger
Get a vision correction surgery with Wenger
Play a full season with Fabio Aurelio
Win a trophy with Arsenal
Put on a bib with Ballotelli
Pull Sian Massey before half time
Go out with John Terry an Giggs without losing your misses
Sign Howard Webb from Old Toilet
Slap Konchesky's mum
Go a year without getting sacked as Chelsea manager
Score a goal with Emile Heskey
Get a visa with Joey Barton
Grow real hair with Rooney
Score a goal with Rooney without the English media having an orgasm
Score a penalty with John Terry
Shoot someone at your club with a rifle
Get the crowd to sing at Stamford Bridge

Feel free to add your own.....

[d2031k]

I heard that they are adding more real life situations into career mode this year.

Some possible achievements -

Score a goal with Emile Heskey

This one really made me laugh  

[cht7520]

That was a classic one.

[Pilot Oatmeal]

Win a match with Liverpool without getting robbed

[cht7520]

Keep John Terry and your missus out of your bedroom when you invite him over.

[alexgv1]

You missed achievement for score with Torres.

[MRFREAK]

Avoid slipping after kicking bottles with Ståle Solbakken.

Burn over 5.000 opponent scarves as Wisla Krakow fans.

Hit at least 5 children with roman candles as FC Copenhagen.

[cht7520]

You missed achievement for score with Torres.

How did I miss that

We're still laughing our heads off with that 50 million

[Pilot Oatmeal]

this one is simple...

Win anything with either Liverpool or Arsenal...

Don't win anything with Manchester United

[cht7520]

Try and take off Wenger's red tinted glasses

[alexgv1]

Remain Chelsea manager for more than one season.

[MRFREAK]

Remain Chelsea manager for more than one season.

That one was allready on Suarez' first post

[alexgv1]

Great minds, eh?  

[cht7520]

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[MRFREAK]

I know it's not good quality but still fun, here is the former FC Copenhagen manager, now FC Cologne manager Ståle Solbakken, failing while kicking waterbottles. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8tT2o_roYg

[ArcherII]

To score a goal with Stoke City without the help of Rory Delap's throw-ins.