When do you know you have played too much AirwaySim?

Started by Ilyushin, October 18, 2010, 03:51:11 PM

Ilyushin

- When you go to an airport in real life and you are completely impressed by airline lounges
- When you start advertising near the local grocery store for your virtual airline
- When you immediately think about AirwaySim after you ordered your iPhone 4G and got told it has a big order backlog of a few months
- When you are wondering where all of the Fokker 50 aircraft and Saab aircraft are on LHR
- When you laugh at airlines flying CRJ-100/-200 aircraft
- IFE? What is that?
- When you ask the supermarket manager what his CI is

I'm not that good at this, but maybe you guys can come up with better ones ;D

swiftus27

- you make tons of AWS Demotivators
- you write a newb guide
- you keep coming up with oft stupid features
- you spend the time looking for grammar errors
- you know what the Magic Carpet rule is

Jps

- When you get a new phone to be able to play AWS everywhere  ::) ;)

DenisG

- when your first question to the doctor upon emergency delivery to hospital is whether they have wlan access (I did it for real!)
- when you start using PC and Mac in order to ensure access to aws in case of computer breakdowns
- when accessing aws becomes the first morning priority before coffee and bathroom
- when you start lecturing innocent co-workers about having a bias towards smaller planes on short-hauls
- when you attempt to convince friends and relatives that flying Tupolevs and Yaks is absolutely risk free as you are familiar with the numbers

type45

- when you start thinking about the ICAO code of those city's major airport and your routes to there during evening news and weather reports

I just did it today ;)

apenfold

#5
- When you have a brilliant Mac at home and use a college computer with Internet Explorer 8.
- When you start looking for an actual Tristar or DC10 at Heathrow.
- When, in History lessons, you start thinking about which aircraft Napoleon used.
- When you're in 3 or more game worlds
- When it takes an hour to schedule your daily quota of new aircraft.
- When you watch the news and think "It's easy to keep cabin crew happy Willie!"
- When you start to think: "I could do this for real...."

When you know you should worry:
- "I could do this for real with all those Antonovs & Ilyushins at Heathrow..."

swiftus27

-when you have a pile of melted candles in front of a picture of Sami

Ilyushin

- When you are in the public transport bus and you calculate the LF

DenisG

Quote from: swiftus27 on October 18, 2010, 07:25:59 PM
-when you have a pile of melted candles in front of a picture of Sami

In fact, we will need to craft a shrine!
;D

Bolier Dweller

- When your at the airport and your plane is delayed and the first thing you do is check your own airlines delay percentage.
- When your at the airport and look at airline route map and then look on AWS to see if the airports are on the game.
- Buy a wifi pass on your flight just to check on your airline.
- Get up a hour early in the mornings before work just to make sure your airline is ok.
- Clock turn around times at the airport and then wonder why you cant turn planes that fast.
- Look at a airplane and wonder when its last A check or B check was.
- Your family ask how your company is doing when you visit them.

Ilyushin


Maarten Otto

- When you had nuf of it... promised yourself to stop playing for a few months... only to find out that you couldn't resist opening a new airline in a new game world that just opened a few weeks later...

Filippo

- When the history teacher asks you how the ancient egyptians travelled and you say "EgyptAir"

Men

Quote from: Filippo on October 19, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
- When the history teacher asks you how the ancient egyptians travelled and you say "EgyptAir"

+1  :-[

MRFREAK

-When you look on British Airways onboard magazine's fleet page and say; "LOL! I got 200 B747's more than they do!"
-When you look on Lufthansa's onboard magazine's route page and say; "ROFLMAO! You can't see the map on my routemap because of all my routes!"

Filippo

Quote from: MRFREAK on October 19, 2010, 04:17:40 PM
-When you look on Lufthansa's onboard magazine's route page and say; "ROFLMAO! You can't see the map on my routemap because of all my routes!"

hahahahah  :laugh:

Frogiton

-When you borrow a strangers internet phone to go on AWS.
-When you'd be willing to set up a get-togethor with people you met on AWS. (Happened)
-When, for the fun of it, you just look over every viable route from your hub.
-When you write one of these.
-When your dad, who's a pilot, gets tired of hearing about you talk about airlines.  :-[

T8KE0FF

- When you are the most hated player on the site. ;)

Maarten Otto


Zombie Slayer

Quote from: Ilyushin on October 19, 2010, 04:51:33 AM
- Get up a hour early in the mornings before work just to make sure your airline is ok.



:-[

+1  :-[

How about when you excuse your self from your anniversary dinner with your wife to go to the restroom and check your airline on your phone.....  :-[
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