An open letter to Sky Europa...
Dear Sky Europa,
Although you have probably never heard of my fantastically awesome little airline that goes by the equally fantastically awesome name of 'Keziair' I just thought I would take this opportunity to do a small amount of gloating regarding the fact that you have recently lost the crown of the largest airline at Lyon - Saint-Exupéry airport to my airline which as afore mentioned is fantastically awesome. This is my home base and i have been working towards this for a while now, i remember dreaming of this moment of supreme triumph as a small child growing up in fantastic wealth and privilege with only the hopes and dreams of the future and a large inheritance to cling on to. This is possibly the single proudest moment of my life that has been beset by tragedy, disease, love, car chases, heartbreak, comedy and could really form the makings of one hell of a motion picture.
Now, I realize that this small airport was probably one that you were dreaming of dominating and taking away from me from an early age also but please don't ruin this dream for me, i was recently talking to your mother and she said that if you were mean to me that i could talk to my mother who would then talk to your mother and you would have to sit in the naughty corner, and nobody wants to sit in the naughty corner. Or do You? You Do?! You little minx you...
So to summarize, i'm bigger than you at a small airport in regional France, please don't feel threatened and suddenly land thousands of your planes here now as that would go against the very bedrock of thousands of years of civilization, science and technology. Thank your mother for the lovely cheesecake, it was really to die for, Father was as happy as a penguin in a microwave, we'll drop the dish off at the weekend after we've washed it if thats alright, feel free to drop round anytime for a non fat, organic, herbal, chai latte.
Thank you so much for your undivided time and attention
KCM31, Supreme High Lord Chancellor of Lyon-Saint-Exupéry Airport and all things cheesecake related.