Airwaysim Demotivators:

RuneF · August 15, 2016, 05:45:38 PM

Q: Why was the Mercure's range only 880NM?
A: To ensure that none of them ever left France.

Springbal · October 15, 2016, 07:34:08 PM

Finaly made one. I should quit my job and become a flight attendant.
PS guys, still love the game and appreciate the work you all do.

Zombie Slayer · October 15, 2016, 08:31:42 PM

I don't think that is too uncommon? At most airlines that would not even be top out pay.

alexgv1 · October 21, 2016, 07:44:53 PM

Ours are just above the bread line.... maybe those with contracts from 40 years ago!

Springbal · October 24, 2016, 05:06:04 AM

Quote from: alexgv1 on October 21, 2016, 07:44:53 PM
Ours are just above the bread line.... maybe those with contracts from 40 years ago!

I know Sabena paid verry well, ad flight attendants made up to €2500 a month, almost 20 years ago

freshmore · September 20, 2017, 04:28:17 PM

Finally got it to work, but something for those GW2 people out there.

Cardinal · September 20, 2017, 07:23:39 PM

^^ You spelled "1991" wrong

freshmore · September 21, 2017, 03:45:25 PM

Well, got to get those orders in for the B737 Classic early!

RuneF · November 17, 2017, 10:51:49 PM

Flightattendant on "something"

https://www.facebook.com/failarmy/videos/1609277649169391/

swiftus27 · September 25, 2019, 03:34:34 AM

Bring back the demotivator thread now that memes are popular!!'

Andre090904 · September 25, 2019, 03:48:04 AM

When you need to replace hundreds of propeller aircraft with faster jets and you try to set up 7-day-schedules with uncompatible time zones.

Cardinal · September 25, 2019, 09:40:35 PM

Quote from: Andre090904 on September 25, 2019, 03:48:04 AM
When you need to replace hundreds of propeller aircraft with faster jets and you try to set up 7-day-schedules with uncompatible time zones.

...and with ridiculous curfews at slot-poor airports.

Cornishman · September 27, 2019, 10:24:58 AM

What are they all doing ?

So at the moment, my airline has:
High Level Management . . . . . . . . 356
Middle Level Management . . . . . . 1861
Economics and Finance . . . . . . . . 4325
Corporate Communications . . . . . 3061
Human Resources . . . . . . . . . . . . 1898
Quality Department . . . . . . . . . . . 568
Flight Operations division . . . . . . . 46555
Route Strategies Dept. . . . . . . . . 4152

... yet it feels like as the CEO, I have to micro manage the most menial things in a most tedious way all the time. So I asked myself:

What the hell are all those 62,776 members of staff doing ? ? ? ...

swiftus27 · July 08, 2020, 04:41:02 PM

Any new ones?

Todorojoz · July 11, 2020, 05:18:19 AM

Here are a few attempts...

Todorojoz · July 13, 2020, 05:49:44 AM

You have to type when posting a picture.

LemonButt · July 13, 2020, 06:31:21 AM

^ and 50,000 employees are overwhelmed when you take delivery of more than 3 used aircraft in a one week period

swiftus27 · October 04, 2021, 08:26:10 PM

bring back the Demotivator Thread someone asks.

swiftus27 · March 23, 2022, 02:31:54 PM

This thread is like 80s rock. It will never die.

Flying_ace65 · May 21, 2022, 05:53:41 AM

We need new ones to keep this threat alive!