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Author Topic: Airwaysim Demotivators:  (Read 103881 times)

Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #580 on: August 15, 2016, 05:45:38 PM »
Q: Why was the Mercure's range only 880NM?
A: To ensure that none of them ever left France.

Offline Springbal

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #581 on: October 15, 2016, 07:34:08 PM »
Finaly made one. I should quit my job and become a flight attendant.
PS guys, still love the game and appreciate the work you all do.

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« Reply #582 on: October 15, 2016, 08:31:42 PM »
I don't think that is too uncommon? At most airlines that would not even be top out pay.
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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #583 on: October 21, 2016, 07:44:53 PM »
Ours are just above the bread line.... maybe those with contracts from 40 years ago!
CEO of South Where Airlines (SWA|WH)

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #584 on: October 24, 2016, 05:06:04 AM »
Ours are just above the bread line.... maybe those with contracts from 40 years ago!

I know Sabena paid verry well, ad flight attendants made up to €2500 a month, almost 20 years ago

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #585 on: September 20, 2017, 04:28:17 PM »


Finally got it to work, but something for those GW2 people out there.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2017, 06:11:05 PM by freshmore »

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #586 on: September 20, 2017, 07:23:39 PM »
^^ You spelled "1991" wrong  :P

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #587 on: September 21, 2017, 03:45:25 PM »
Well, got to get those orders in for the B737 Classic early!  8)

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #588 on: November 17, 2017, 10:51:49 PM »

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #589 on: September 25, 2019, 03:34:34 AM »
Bring back the demotivator thread now that memes are popular!!’

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« Reply #590 on: September 25, 2019, 03:48:04 AM »
When you need to replace hundreds of propeller aircraft with faster jets and you try to set up 7-day-schedules with uncompatible time zones.

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« Reply #591 on: September 25, 2019, 09:40:35 PM »
When you need to replace hundreds of propeller aircraft with faster jets and you try to set up 7-day-schedules with uncompatible time zones.
...and with ridiculous curfews at slot-poor airports.

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« Reply #592 on: September 27, 2019, 10:24:58 AM »
What are they all doing ?

So at the moment, my airline has:
High Level Management . . . . . . . .  356
Middle Level Management . . . . . .   1861
Economics and Finance . . . . . . . .   4325
Corporate Communications . . . . .    3061
Human Resources . . . . . . . . . . . .   1898
Quality Department . . . . . . . . . . .   568
Flight Operations division . . . . . . . 46555
Route Strategies Dept.  . . . . . . . .    4152

...  yet it feels like as the CEO, I have to micro manage the most menial things in a most tedious way all the time.  So I asked myself:

What the hell are all those 62,776 members of staff doing ? ? ? ...


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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #593 on: July 08, 2020, 04:41:02 PM »
Any new ones?

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #594 on: July 11, 2020, 05:18:19 AM »
Here are a few attempts...


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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #595 on: July 13, 2020, 05:49:44 AM »
You have to type when posting a picture.

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« Reply #596 on: July 13, 2020, 06:31:21 AM »
^ and 50,000 employees are overwhelmed when you take delivery of more than 3 used aircraft in a one week period :)

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #597 on: October 04, 2021, 08:26:10 PM »
bring back the Demotivator Thread someone asks. 

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #598 on: March 23, 2022, 02:31:54 PM »
This thread is like 80s rock.  It will never die. 

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Re: Airwaysim Demotivators:
« Reply #599 on: May 21, 2022, 05:53:41 AM »
We need new ones to keep this threat alive!

 

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