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Author Topic: Heartland To Virus Allegations: Nice Try!  (Read 13 times)

Offline rntair

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Heartland To Virus Allegations: Nice Try!
« on: October 04, 2016, 08:02:48 PM »
Today the CEO of Heartland responded to the allegations against his company infected a passenger with an unknown virus. The individual who brought up the allegations must be confused, because the "E-Bola" virus he stated the passenger was infected with has not been discovered yet. In fact, we bet it won't be discovered until 1976!

Also, HE Flight 43 runs from Calgary to Chicago. Ha!

Above all at Heartland, we want to make sure you have a great flight. Our free hugs make flying less stressful and easier, to fit into your daily life. Our flight attendants uniforms are designed to be modest, modern, and... less "jiggly". Because in the world of 1971, isn't it great to keep some modesty while all our family values go down the drain!

The CEO also said that if there is a sick passenger on a flight, he or she will be immediately flown to Greater Southwest International Airport free of charge.

From everyone at Heartland (NOT Heartland Airlines),
Thank You.

Be what's next.


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