Hot news flash from Shotgun Airways : Arch-Shaman Crazy Eddie has woken!
It was only for a short while, long enough to renew his blood alcohol levels, change his sleeping socks and whisper the long awaited wisdom gathered during his long siesta :
'I dreamed that fuel was $340, and it was good, then a large green crow flew over and called me Doris.'
Pundits are now predicting a rapid and astonishing fall in fuel prices to at least $340 in the near future :
Shotgun Airways CEO brique was moved to say : 'Your guess is a good as mine, Crazy Eddie has been right in the past, but also very very wrong.'
Crazy Eddie then fell asleep once more, alas, on the runway thus causing the cancellation of an incoming non-Shotgun Airways flight. CEO brique ordered champagne all round and tucked a cigar into Eddies pocket.