Iron Horse Air, recently formed an expedition to the Island of Komodo in Indonesia. We had heard rumors of Komodo Dragons there which just recently gained special powers.
We smuggled, ER.... PURCHASED these dragons and took them to HQ for dissection.
we then Kidnapped, uhm.. borrowed Crazy Eddie a world renowned survivalist, Drunk and part time entrail reader.
It is said he is the last one of his kind.
After many cases of fermented Goats milk, Crazy Eddie managed to look over the entrails of the "Borrowed" komodos.
He told us that that would make great Haggis, we assumed his slurred mumblings were that would make great Hedges...
so we Hedged!, when he sobered up and told us what he said we made Haggis ...
if you know what Haggis is then well you know how it tasted...
After CEO Airbus101 finished his Haggis or tried, he proptly airdropped Crazy Eddie back to his original HQ.
and was later quoted God help them that guy makes awful Haggis. but we sure fell into that hedge!