Shotgun Airways is saddened to report the almost entire loss of its crack team of shamans whilst under-going a team-building exercise on Komodo Island. Due to excessive use of allegedly narcotic substances and copious amounts of duty-free alcohol, they were unable to dodge the dragons or climb the trees fast enough to escape the hungry critters.
The sole survivor, Crazy Eddie, commented : 'They were all doomed!'. He was unable to explain his miraculous survival, actually, he was unable to stand up, as usual, but he did mumble something like: 'Nay cast a hedge afore May is oot!' , before being carried to the rescue chopper in his customary comatose state. No, we have no idea what it means either.
Therefore, we are unable to offer our regular advice on hedging or fuel price movements.