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Author Topic: Chuck Norris  (Read 5822 times)

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #60 on: February 25, 2012, 01:32:47 AM »

Chuck Norris Once flew a Twin Otter across the Atlantic and made a profit.

With no passengers.  
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 09:28:54 PM by swiftus27 »

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2012, 09:32:23 PM »
I literally just made these up.

Chuck Norris is Bravo Airspace
Chuck Norris creates the weather so he has no need for ATIS
Planes are now going to be installed with NCAS (Norris Collision Avoidance System)
Chuck Norris never needs flight following.  He always lands where he intends to.
Chuck Norris needs more LEFT rudder.
Cloud separation laws exist so you don't accidentally run into Chuck Norris..... for your protection only.
Chuck Norris flies a VTOL A380.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2012, 11:35:52 PM »
Planes are now going to be installed with NCAS (Norris Collision Avoidance System)

Which is futile, since you cannot avoid Chuck Norris, obviously.

Offline Wing Commander Chad Studdington

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #63 on: February 29, 2012, 12:04:15 AM »
Chuck Norris will only uses and always succeeds with the B747SP
Chuck Norris grounds volcanic ash clouds
Chuck Norris spends no money on fuel, he simply roundhouse kicks his passengers to their destination.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly anywhere, he jumps and the earth rotates below him

(I have a feeling I might have seen the bottom two elsewhere)

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #64 on: February 29, 2012, 01:53:28 AM »
Chuck Norris has a long haul base at London City.
Chuck Norris can actually break the WTFUBER757 Frequency tactic for trans atlantic. 
Chuck Norris had a fleet of Comets that were too afraid to crash
Even Chuck Norris wonders what happened to the Star Alliance


Offline Blur CEO

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #65 on: February 29, 2012, 02:02:20 AM »
Chuck Norris once mad a small prop airline profitable in AWS, with only one DC-3, in 2003.
Chuck Norris Is a Type Rating.
Chuck Norris doesn't do 7 day scheduling, he does 8 day.
If Chuck Norris want's to fly in P-56 Territory he can.
Chuck Norris  never declarers a emergency.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris name is a one liner.
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 02:15:20 AM by Boiler Dweller »

Offline Wing Commander Chad Studdington

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #66 on: February 29, 2012, 02:19:32 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't spam the used market, the used market automatically delivers him a constant flow of aircraft.
Chuck Norris once had a fight against two A340s, and thus the A380 was born.
The EU is on Chuck Norris's list of banned carriers.

Offline NovemberCharlie

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2012, 09:10:27 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't spam the used market, the used market automatically delivers him a constant flow of aircraft.
Chuck Norris once had a fight against two A340s, and thus the A380 was born.
The EU is on Chuck Norris's list of banned carriers.

I wondered how airbus got the idea! Thank you Chuck!

Chuck Norris can profitably fly the Wright flyer trans-pacific... With hundreds passengers... in two hours
Chuck Norris can dogfight with an A380 and win against a Eurofighter.
Chuck Norris is immortal, the 737 is seemingly immortal, is the 737 Chuck Norris?


Just my lines!

regards,

NC

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2012, 10:56:24 PM »
This one is topical:

This fully explains why I am so amazing at AWS (complete joke)

« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 11:03:36 PM by swiftus27 »

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2012, 11:59:11 PM »
This one is topical:

This fully explains why I am so amazing at AWS (complete joke)


LOL.  That button (Remove Mentor), I would not be clicking it if I were you.  You never know how Chuck would take it...

Offline Jona L.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #70 on: March 24, 2012, 03:10:45 PM »
LOL.  That button (Remove Mentor), I would not be clicking it if I were you.  You never know how Chuck would take it...

+ With Chuck you'll win with a Piper PA on a 4000NM route versus an A333 because you can carry 10x as many pax!!

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #71 on: March 24, 2012, 03:17:29 PM »
LOL.  That button (Remove Mentor), I would not be clicking it if I were you.  You never know how Chuck would take it...

If you went through the interview process, you would know this to be 100% true. 

I still wake up at nights in fear that he is going to kill me.... Only to wake up and find a note on my mirror that reads "If I really wanted to kill you, you'd never know it was coming".

Online ZombieSlayer

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #72 on: March 24, 2012, 04:52:52 PM »
This one is topical:

This fully explains why I am so amazing at AWS (complete joke)



"Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you! Everything you do he's gonna see. If you're on AWS look behind you! Cause that's where the ranger's...gonna be!"....
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samrnpage

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2012, 10:04:39 PM »
sami is chuck norris

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #74 on: July 10, 2012, 11:53:35 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. The sun gets Chuckburned

Offline Airbus101

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #75 on: July 10, 2012, 11:58:40 PM »
Chuck Norris is already flying Cargo in AWS

problem with passenger demand is if Chuck Norris makes a route everone else goes to 0% LF.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #76 on: July 11, 2012, 02:35:41 AM »
Chuck Norris does not like you talking about him.
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Online ARASKA

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #77 on: July 11, 2012, 03:01:29 AM »
Chuck Norris does not like you talking about him.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This message has too many smileys. Please reduce the number of smileys.

Offline Kadachiman

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #78 on: July 13, 2012, 06:45:23 AM »
Chuck Norris Airlines uses F27's into Heathrow and Narrow Bodies with tech stops across the pond, and Jona doesn't say a word.

Offline NovemberCharlie

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #79 on: July 13, 2012, 11:32:00 AM »
Chuck Norris Airlines uses F27's into Heathrow and Narrow Bodies with tech stops across the pond, and Jona doesn't say a word.



nuf said  ;)

 

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