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Author Topic: Chuck Norris  (Read 5820 times)

Offline ArcherII

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2011, 11:09:26 PM »
Now there goes the 10 credits...
Hilarious Swiftus!!

Offline alexgv1

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2011, 11:36:39 PM »
Chuck Norris has been on AWS for so long he can remember when swiftus was still called swiftus26.

Chuck Norris has been on AWS for so long he can remember when sami's post count was still in single figures.
CEO of South Where Airlines (SWA|WH)

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2011, 11:58:47 PM »
Chuck Norris has been on AWS for so long he can remember when swiftus was still called swiftus26.

Chuck Norris has been on AWS for so long he can remember when sami's post count was still in single figures.


Chuck Norris has been on AWS even before the internet was invented.

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2011, 01:04:57 AM »
here's another

Offline pascaly

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2011, 01:11:17 AM »
All the game world calculations for AWS are done by Chuck Norris on a watch calculator. That has a dead battery. And is missing the = button.

Chuck Norris's AWS airline doesn't have a livery, they just have a goatee on the radome and steel-cap boots instead of landing gear.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Route Strategy department, just a staff of undertakers following him around to clean up.

Chuck Norris uses 787s in The Jet Age games.

Chuck Norris can join the Demo game as many times as he likes.

Chuck Norris Airways consists of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you so hard, you land at your destination.

Offline Sami

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2011, 09:58:58 AM »
Chuck Norris has chosen swiftus27, RushmoreAir and Bolier Dweller to live another day with 10Cr...

Offline Jona L.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2011, 10:01:26 AM »
which lines won?

Offline EYguy

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2011, 10:17:24 AM »
Chuck Norris has chosen swiftus27, RushmoreAir and Bolier Dweller to live another day with 10Cr...

Sami, when you have time you should fit the feature "I like it" even on this forum! ;)

Edo

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2011, 10:17:54 AM »
Chuck Norris has chosen swiftus27, RushmoreAir and Bolier Dweller to live another day with 10Cr...
Once again Chuck Norris is unbeatable in every field. Even when it comes to justice

which lines won?
I'd say it's pretty hard to pick just one line from their work - it's the entirety of them that is the best line  ::) :laugh:

Offline RushmoreAir

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2011, 02:50:10 PM »
okay... im an idiot...
;D ;D


edit:  That picture was really amazing
« Last Edit: May 05, 2011, 06:20:08 PM by RushmoreAir »

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #50 on: February 24, 2012, 04:00:32 PM »

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2012, 04:31:30 PM »
Update on the Chuck Norris Bridge:

Apparently in Slovakia, things like bridges or geographical features can only be named after people who are no longer alive.  And since Chuck Norris can never die or be killed, he will probably be disqualified...

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2012, 05:27:45 PM »
Whitney Houston made fun of Chuck Norris 3 weeks ago.

Too soon?

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2012, 05:31:54 PM »
Whitney Houston made fun of Chuck Norris 3 weeks ago.

Too soon?

No one makes a fun of Chuck Norris and lives...

(Yeah, probably too soon...)

Offline swiftus27

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2012, 06:00:03 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't fear frequency.
Chuck Norris gets a CI of 100 with leaflets/flyers
Chuck Norris flies Domestic out of Narita.
Chuck Norris gets 14 phone calls per week to the used market.  If he calls a 15th time, then he gets 15 calls per week.
Chuck Norris uses Heathrow as a refuelling hub.

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2012, 06:11:10 PM »
 :laugh:

This message has too many smileys. Please reduce the number of smileys

Offline Wing Commander Chad Studdington

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2012, 06:55:25 PM »
Chuck Norris frequency blasts 757s with A380s
Chuck Norris once ran the world's largest airline out of St Marys

Offline JumboShrimp

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2012, 07:10:00 PM »
At Chuck Norris's hub, pax transfer their flights mid air.

Offline alexgv1

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2012, 07:17:04 PM »
Loving the revive guys.... getting plenty of chuckles my end  :laugh:
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Offline Blur CEO

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2012, 09:37:53 PM »
You don't play Airwaysim Chuck Norris plays it for you.

Sami did't create Airwaysim Chuck Norris gave him the idea.

Chuck Norris once had a fleet of Grand Caravan's....need i say more?

You do not own slots, Chuck Norris lets you use his.

Time Zones?  Chuck Norris doesn't use them.

Time restrictions? Chuck Norris makes them.

Ever wander what happen to those good planes on the used markets went? Chuck Norris leased them all in on click.


He controls every slot at LHR.
He think's production lines are for cars.
He makes a 8 hour flight turn into 5 minutes.
He allows you to lease junk aircraft on the used market.
HE IS......wait for it....Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Once flew a Twin Otter across the Atlantic and made a profit.

 

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